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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (zzzzzz...SNORT, whazzat??) "Sorry, must have nodded off watching you search every square inch of that body. Funny, from here that body looks male. Hey, whatever gets you through the day." "So, what did you find?" :lol:
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (watches Lady China play with the magical torch) "Hey, that body looks like its been here awhile." He doesn't seem to look like a pirate. I wonder if it was another castaway that caught himself a bad case of dead."
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (heart begins beating again after Lady China's sneeze) "So much for the stealth option."
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (steps aside) "Want the torch?"
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    Hints you could be an unfair DM in D&D, if you've ever h

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "I've got ten points of I want to beat you with a stick left." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    "No. No idea." (lights a second torch and hands it to Marissa) "Here goes nothing." (decends stairs)
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (looks around) "No sconces."
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (pulls a torch out of a bag he was carrying on his back) (does the tinder and flint thing) (lights torch) "Thank goodness one of the crated of flotsam had torches. We only have four so we can't dally." (moves to entrance to look in)
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (watches Lady China staring up into the trees) (moves into the courtyard for a look around) (waves the party forward)
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (rolls around on the ground until he realizes the spider is no longer on his back) "Thanks Raisa. Nice shot." (points through the jungle, voice in a whisper) "There it is..."
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (picking his way through the jungle) "We're almost there. Just a little farther...or is it further? I'm suprised we haven't seen any AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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    YSERBIAN IDOL

    A human male, in sailor garb ascends the stage. He grabs a chair, signals for a spotlight and begins strumming a mandolin. "This is a little tune called The Bard." On a warm spring evening in a bar named Jimmy One-Ball’s We met up with the bard we were all too wounded to sleep So we took...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (grabs a short sword and a dagger) "Follow me. Keep your eyes open, remember...there are spiders."
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    (back at camp) (pulls out two bottles of Dwarven wine) "I've been saving these for a special occasion. Let's toast our first victory."
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    YSERBIAN IDOL

    "Aye she be a fine example of womanhood. 'Ware the big catlike fellow in the stripes nearbye tho, ARRR!!"
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