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    Dr. Who

    Blimey! Well youuu... youu.... twit! That shall be my final response. It's not at all fair for us to interrupt Mr. Fleetwoods thread. ...and now for something completely different...
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    Dr. Who

    8O Weekend flick? A weekend flick! Are you mad boy? Dr. Who is a classic! For the sweet luv of Michael Palin and all that's British! Bloody American's... your all card carrying members of the Beavis and Butthead fan club... a weekend flick... A well done article on the Monty Python lads...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <A mask of great concern appears on Dapper Dan as he again approaches the altar. Running back and forth across the room, and now the possibility of another trap, has caused his hair to become damp with sweat. Wearing these bloody rags I can live with. Being without my trade tools and pomade on...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Returns to the altar and fetches the snake statue> Tiger, CATCH! <Tosses the statue purposely short of his position> Oop's, sorry lad! <Turns his attention on the hidden panel in the altar. Runs a steady hand through his dry hair...>
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Gently turns LadyChina over to Marissa....> See what you can do for her Raisa. <Hands Raisa a dart that he pulled from LC> This is the cause... don't know if it helps... <With a flick, Dapper Dan tosses a small stone in Tiger's direction> She uncovered a hidden panel under the statue... I'll...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Dapper Dan hastily traverses the pressure plate gauntlet to LadyChina… How did I get mixed up with these crazy people? He crouches down next to her, removes the darts and gathers her into his arms…> <Dap forces a smile to hide his concern…> Yes… I get it luv. Please tell me another one…...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Takes a few steps...> I left it with the poor sap, it must've meant something to him. Be my guest if you want it... <runs a hand through his dry, wiry hair. With a sigh Dapper Dan continues on...>
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    By the looks if it, this poor chap's been here a few months. Dressed in rags also... a possible friend of yours Jackie-boy? The bloke was clinching a pebble ( :wink: )... not much luck it brought him. <Turns towards to altar. What I wouldn't do for some pomade! Carefully picks his path to the...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Spies something clutched in the dead mans hand. Carefully takes it> I found something!
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <As Dap heads towards the dead body hTo Tiger> I would say the chances are good that that chap got dea by... <stops in mid-step> 8O TRAPS! Nobody move, there appears to be pressure plates scattered over the whole bloody floor. <Kneels down to examine the dead body> By the height of the poor...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <In a low voice> Danger may be all around us, or we may found nothing but dead bodies and small spiders. Either way we only have so many torches. Tiger watch our rear back there. And Raisa dear, be ready for those dead walking lads :wink: With any luck we'll find some supplies to hold us over...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Keeping to the shadows, Dapper Dan slinks silently down the stairs. He reaches the junction and stops to listen in each direction... the silence is broken...> "ACHOOOO!" "YO Slick! Ya find anything yet?" "...never go straight, go..." "right!" <Dap's head drops til his chin touches his chest>...
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    Keep the torch, the darkness is my ally <grooms his hair then slinks down the stairs>
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Grabs Jacques by the shoulder just as he begins down the stairs> Hey Jackie Boy. Let me go first... <grin> <Winks at LadyChina>
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    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Gives Marissa a wink as he moves to inspect Raisa's "impression"> Hey Jackie boy, do you have any idea of what island we're on? As for the hinged jaw, it appears the something must trigger it to open. What, I don't know. <grooms his frightfully dry hair>
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