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    CiLF's

    Most disturbing music video ever. Lyrics NSFW. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761079/
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    <peers through the door>

    (and from the open door lyrics waft in, blending with the notes and making the whole far greater than the sum of its parts....) "Just sit right there and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful night. That started back in Dragon Court when there were no drunks there to fight. The owner was a...
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    The Most Important Poll Ever!!!

    You must have eaten some of that tainted cat food. Two words.... Cobra Clutch.
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    The Most Important Poll Ever!!!

    Snake-Eyes, you lose... Lose is right. The nod goes to Sgt. Slaughter for being a Marine AND a WWE wrestler. That is one impressive resume. Although if Zartan would have been available as a choice, it would have been close.
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    The Most Important Poll Ever!!!

    Vote for your favorite G.I. Joe character. And it better be Sgt. Slaughter. http://www.fhmonline.com/wtf_fhm_poll.asp?cnl_id=8&stn_id=40&idx_id=4223
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    Ninja Turtle done right!

    Ninja mask? Check. Nunchucks? Check. Green paint? Check. Razor? Check. Thong? Check. The complete lack of a self-image? Check. http://www.pandachute.com/videos/a_real_ninja_turtle
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    Dragon Court open for business

    http://thinkarcade.com/game/1061/Gnome-Whack.html
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    Dragon Court open for business

    "Nay Lord Slohand, we are not so uncouth." "The object is simple, there are nine holes where the gnomes stick there heads up through randomly. Use this hammer to whack them down when they pop up to score points." "Use of performance enhancing enchantments are not allowed."
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    Dragon Court open for business

    "We have a few new features since you've been in last. Over there is the dartboard with the phantasmal darts. I don't have to worry about holes in my walls." "Next is the juke-box. I don't know why they call it juke when the bard inside it can hardly move at all." "Over there is the...
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    Best fight scenes EVER!!!

    http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7528
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    Fun from Japan

    I want one of these "Sphere of Annihilation tuxedos". http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1597
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    Dragon Court open for business

    "HOLY BAT GUANO!!!" "I was beginning to think that the 'cano got you, boy." (pours ale) "Like what I've done to the place? I bought if off of Tater."
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    Dragon Court open for business

    How about some poetry. There once was a fighter named Rick, on whom his friends played a trick. He hooked up with a maid, But when he got laid, He found out that she had a dick.
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    Dragon Court open for business

    You're right. I couldn't go through with that threat.
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    Dragon Court open for business

    Maybe if I tried rapping....
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