LORDS AND LADIES! X-CEPT YOU HAZE!!!
I WOULD RIGHT HOW IT HAP-PENED BUTT THE PIC-TURE TELLS THE HOLE STO-RY!
ALL I HAV TO SAY IS
GOOD THING I SAM-PLED THE WEARS BE-FOR GIV-ING IT TO ME 13 KIDS!!!
NOW I CAN NOT WORK!
SO DO-NATIONS ARE A-PRE-SHE-ATED!
Hello Lord's and Ladies!
I hav found my way back on-to the magic box!
You'd think 'ol Haze would lock his doors but he is gen-er-us to poor way-ward souls... like me!
I hav got-ten many privy mess-ages about my posting skills, which I hav a 0 in, that is zero skill!
I can mix you up a ser-i-us...
LOOK!
LOOK!
LOOK AT ME!
I'M TALK-ING ON THIS DO-DAD THING-EE!
WHOO HOO!
CAN YOU HERE ME WHEN I TYPE WHOO HOO!?
IS SOME-BODY THERE?
HELLO!
HELLO!
IT FING-ERS YOU ALL IG-NOR-ING ME A-GEN.
HELLO?
DO I NEED TO TALK CLOSER TO THE SCREEN THING-EE?
MAY-BE I BROKE IT.
HAZE WILL BE MAD.
I...