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    An Iron Chef he is not

    LORDS AND LADIES! X-CEPT YOU HAZE!!! I WOULD RIGHT HOW IT HAP-PENED BUTT THE PIC-TURE TELLS THE HOLE STO-RY! ALL I HAV TO SAY IS GOOD THING I SAM-PLED THE WEARS BE-FOR GIV-ING IT TO ME 13 KIDS!!! NOW I CAN NOT WORK! SO DO-NATIONS ARE A-PRE-SHE-ATED!
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    UO Homes and Gardens

    Hello Lord's and Ladies! I hav found my way back on-to the magic box! You'd think 'ol Haze would lock his doors but he is gen-er-us to poor way-ward souls... like me! I hav got-ten many privy mess-ages about my posting skills, which I hav a 0 in, that is zero skill! I can mix you up a ser-i-us...
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    YSUO Harvesting Announcement

    My eye's hav seen the glory *sniff* I can finally feed me 11 youngin's... bless ye Lord Ber!
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    Jail Break???!!!!!

    LOOK! LOOK! LOOK AT ME! I'M TALK-ING ON THIS DO-DAD THING-EE! WHOO HOO! CAN YOU HERE ME WHEN I TYPE WHOO HOO!? IS SOME-BODY THERE? HELLO! HELLO! IT FING-ERS YOU ALL IG-NOR-ING ME A-GEN. HELLO? DO I NEED TO TALK CLOSER TO THE SCREEN THING-EE? MAY-BE I BROKE IT. HAZE WILL BE MAD. I...
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