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  1. Raisa

    How To Drive In Phoenix:

    The scary thing is, both are true about Phoenix and Nashville. Oh... and one more for Nashville, if the car in front of you has its turn signal on, make sure that you turn yours on to so the car behind you knows that they are turning... Just ask Tiger... totally blew his mind with that one.
  2. Raisa

    Question???

    1. Tiger NEVER drives at a constant speed... trust me on this 2. I'm not sure he even knows where the brakes are 3. I can't believe that Tiger didn't say " Have the helicoptor fly into the pig, slicing it into bacon, and as the fire erupts have a bbq!!"
  3. Raisa

    Heroes v. 24

    Trust me Tiger m'boy... you are on a LIST...
  4. Raisa

    Tiger is a Grandpa!

    I have it on good authority at at 1:58 a.m. today Tiger became a grandpa! Come help me rub this in....er congratulate him.
  5. Raisa

    Concept Art (56K People Beware)

    <squints> Ya think?? <looks harder and shakes head> I'm not sure.... I was thinking more of Bad Burritto Jar Jar Binks..
  6. Raisa

    Concept Art (56K People Beware)

    It just reminds me of Jar Jar Binks..
  7. Raisa

    Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest (Movie)

    That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow if you please... saavy?
  8. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <snaps back to reality with the DUN DUN DUN DUN echoing in my head, moving to kneel next to LC>"It will be okay Lady China, just stay as calm as possible and try not to worry. The darts are old, very old, with luck the poison will have become less potent." <Closing my eyes I begin to murmur a...
  9. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <jumps as the sneeze echoes through the narrow passage, hears Dan's voice> Hmm? Oh.. me.. no not really. Was just lost in thought I guess. <looks around the walls, not sure what I'm seeking>"Is it just me or does anyone else feel that we missed something up there?" <Looks back towards the head...
  10. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <Chuckles at Marissa>"You are quite correct there.... and you did notice that they made the "rod" joke... totally ignoring the fact that I said the hole was "Small", "Round", and "Shallow"..... but then again I guess that is male measurements compared to female measurements.... "<walks over and...
  11. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <runs my fingers through the indentation again, reassuring myself that it is actually round, smiles sweetly at the fellas> Yup.... definitely a small round hole...maybe we can fill it with something?
  12. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <continuing along the wall I come to a door set slightly into the wall. Running my hands over the wall I find it to be smooth and cold, a slight vibration seems to tingle through my hands, causing my nerves to once again hum with uneasieness>That is strange.... nothing but smooth. Nothing. <My...
  13. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    Peers at the scenes of torture on the walls Hey Tiger... looks like your place on a Saturday night.
  14. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    Reacting without thinking, I grab one of the smooth stones from my pocket and with a flick of my wrist fling it towards the spider. As it leaves my fingertips, I feel a slight vibration. The stone connects at the base of the spiders skull, flipping it off of Black Jacques, killing it instantly...
  15. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    Following the group automatically my mind wanders over recent events. I hear the muffled blasts of the ship, feel the grit of the sand upon my cheek as I wake on the beach. Memories of Marissa’s fear, Dan’s melancholy, LCs confusion begin to overwhelm my senses. A sudden stabbing pain in my toe...
  16. Raisa

    YSERBIAN IDOL

    <Tosses back the drink from Nyzzrym and slaps the glass on the bar>Thank ye kindly m'friend.... I always did have a thing for a man in uniform with a long broad sword... <winks><Looks towards Jacques and smiles sweetly> As for Tiger... well... lets just say that I can handle the likes of him...
  17. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <pushes away from Tiger trying to look where the bodies had been, standing up on my own very wobbly legs>"They are gone? It actually worked??" <blinks in wonder as Tigers words sink in> "Yeah... lets go. I wouldn't want to try my luck a second time."
  18. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <collapsing into a heap random thoughts run through my head, which I utter out loud> "They must be from Buffalo.. with the way they are shuffling."<slips into unconciousness>
  19. Raisa

    Island of DOOM! Part Two

    <An absolute calm overcomes me as I see the dead begin to move. I turn to face the ring of bodies, close my eyes, letting my hands fall to rest at my sides, tilting my head downwords I begin to murmur soft words in an unknown tongue. I clear my mind, focusing only on channeling the white...
  20. Raisa

    YSERBIAN IDOL

    Well I don't know... I think they did a great job. It has a nice beat and had me dancing in my seat. <winks at Tiger> And ya know what a thing I have for Pirates!
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