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    Upon Re-entry the glyphs formed the thought "Welcome"

    *Lady China slammed open the door of the Sword Swamp tavern in a fashion heretofore shown only by Badgerbane* "I have missed the Swamp." *taking note that she was talking to herself as no one else was present, she agreed with herself that some places and spaces will always mean more than just...
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    Balor

    *jumping off the bar, Lady China pulled an Ipad from her bags and inserted the url URBANDICTIONARY.COM then with swift fingers the name of the one man that she honored rolled from her fingertips: BALOR.* (She slowly read each poison tipped word and laughed).
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    Viewing the War Maps

    *Lady China took a stance that some might call impertinent. She called it comfort. Sitting on the bar of the Sword Swamp tavern she looked at the War Maps left by eager adventurers and warriors alike. So the World was Warcraft now, was it? She kicked the bag of Horde apparel that sat on the...
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    The Return, Pertinent Quote Inclusive

    *Wandering back from whence she'd poofed, Lady China sat on a large rock in the Sword Swamp tavern yard. Glowering at an innocent butterfly that landed beside her, she thought.* *Licking the tip of a quill dipped in pink flamingo blood, a basic want ad was etched onto a slip of parchment. With...
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    Out of The Swamp and Into The Muck

    *slowly one fingertip parted the leaves of some overgrown swamp foliage - green eyes scanned the deserted yard of the Sword Swamp Tavern. Lady China grew impatient with the delay of her intrepid feline companion and his tedious insistence on recognizance. This was Sword Swamp and she was Lady...
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    Journals

    I collected my spellbook from under the flat rock outside Sword Swamp. I found my devoted Colossus in the toadish form I granted him. Now if only I could find my JOURNAL. Who can help a Lady out? Where did the journals go? I treasure my creations, they are part of me. Are you holding me...
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    Peering...

    www.myspace.com/sylara Come visit. *absently strokes her whip* Well, its been quite some time since I was let out of the bag of tricks and treats. Its almost time to find out who's been naughty and who's been nice. Lady China Merc Widow/Balor's Bottom *****
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    Night Flyer

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=76112956&imageID=832562888&MyToken=a678eb6a-13aa-472c-8453-b96d67906b86 One of God's wonders, sent to amaze just this morning - a Luna Moth. She (I know its a female because of her lack of feathering on her antennae) only...
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    Chilly Days in May

    I'm bored. Nothing to do but hide nuts in my mouth and invite my rat to the party. http://www.yserbius.org/members/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=1 OR... I could get my dog to do the trick I taught him. The one and only thing he can do that is totally unnatural to his species. He...
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    Something totally inappropriate

    but FUNNY. http://www.yserbius.org/members/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=0 I bet that didn't make a link, did it? Oh well, just go look at the last upload in the members gallery. Its disgusting. Not as disgusting as eating broccoli worms in your vegetable stirfry, but its certainly...
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    Modern Day Bardworks.

    My latest favorite song. Cold (But I'm Still Here) - Evans Blue Genre: Rock/Metal hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back when you hide, hide inside that body but just remember that when I touch you the more you...
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    DVD - My Dog Skip (Movie)

    Snaps and Sucks http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156812/ First of all - you both need to understand that my Katana is MUCH larger than yours. This being the case, I find that any use of the Katana scoring system for the movies I review would give readers a misleading view of my opinion - or yours...
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    Something else I care about

    http://www.ukcpitbull.com/flash/pitflashfinal2.swf If I had technical skills of the type required, I'd have made a clip like that. Instead I had barely enough skills to make a fairly extensive website regarding American Staffordshire Terriers. Now, just so you understand - American...
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    Logic in Creativity

    I took a class called Logical and Critical Thinking. One of the paradigms of behavior to strive for was as follows: Ideal critical thinkers are disposed to - 1. Care that their beliefs be true, and that their decisions be justified; that is, care to "get it right" to the extent possible. This...
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    Techno YUCK

    I would like to put a picture up on the main board. I got my tshirt and I am very pleased with it. The picture on the back is GREAT! The slogan on the front isn't bad. Could somebody please tell me what to do to make it so I can do that? I can't put it in the member's gallery, because apparently...
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    DA RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!

    So, now I'm in a quandry. Most of my verbiage is a combination of tainted innocence, I don't know if I'm appropriate for DA RULEZ or not. I assume if I were being inappropriate you'd drop me a line and/or delete my offerings. All of which is fine with me. You can take back your offer of...
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    Things of Interest to ME

    http://www.ilovemywife.com/orderform.htm This website - because Christmas is coming and I know I'm not the only woman out there looking for the perfect gift for her husband. *laughs wickedly* http://www.nynyhotelcasino.com/pages/ent_cirque.asp This show - because besides a bumper sticker, I...
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    These are my demands...

    *I'm holding your favorite stuffed bear in sweaty palmed hands, talking relentlessly to its vacant button eyes and sewn on nose. Occassionally I wave a jar of honey just beyond its grip. Taunting, teasing...TERRIBLE.* So... What I think is that who could RESIST becoming a part of Island of Doom...
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    ImagINNeer ready for duty, SIR!

    Hi HO! Hi HO! (waves to nobody in particular) Its off to work I go, Now don't you jeer, I'm filled with CHEER My job's ImagINNeer! _____________________ Thats an excellent title, and I really like the job. I always heard you should do what you love and not worry about the money. This is...
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    Dream

    SHINEDOWN LYRICS "Dream" Whisper in the yard and turn the trees all into toys Lay there on the ground, and turn the dirt into your joy From what I see and what I know, it's all been boring lately So I suggest we trade a question mark in for a maybe Time your riddles right, and make a point...
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