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  1. Puppy

    Yserbius Idol poll

    <puppy sniffed the skirts of the...> WHAT!? Puppy was INTERESTED! He did not know what this was! Curious, curious, curious, SNIFF! Tilt the head puppy, look at it SIDEWAYS! Goooood. FUN! <puppy sat and scratched for a moment, farted, sniffed the air in puzzlement, and barked> ARF! ARF...
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    Lets all RP badly. On Purpose.

    <grabs a bone, breaks a wrist, walks away with it. Spits it into the fire> BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF!!!! <holds out a puppy translator to Lady China> WOOF WOOF, RUFF....And gimme some of your butter pecan Put it right there on tip of my tongue, hold it Right jeeeah Cuz baby, if I bite you...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    <Puppy dragged his BIG meaty bone as far away from the BAD BAD man as he could go and still have a chance at other things dropping on his head. GOOD things. YUMMY things. He ate, licking the meat for good GOOD tastes, then ripping the soft parts off, chewing once, twice - GOOD ENOUGH - swallow...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    <Puppy looked up with a spinach leaf drooping from his muzzle onto his golden collar. Puppy had BLING BLING. Puppy was not just a normal stray. Puppy was an escapee! BAD MAN! BAD BAD BAD MAN! Staring at puppy in the eyes. A contest! He wanted to be puppy's TOP DOG. BAD BAD MAN.>...
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    Put'tin on the Ritz

    <puppy is TIRED! He has been following the YUMMY smells for HOURS. Well puppy doesn't know what an hour is, but the hot spot in the sky went from almost straight above to almost half way down. He has heard the word HOURS from yelling MAD people. Puppy isn't DEAF. Why would anybody want to yell...
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    Quid Pro Quo

    <puppy scampers in to the Sword Swamp tavern> yummy! SMELLS! messages for puppy! <sniff, sniff, stop, scratch, SNIFF, circle, circle AGAIN> OH! hmm.... INNNNNNNNNteresting messages! Sweet flowers, butterfly spit, bee spit, bee doo doo. <blinks, sniffs closer> worms? WORMS and BLOOD and...
  7. Puppy

    <peers through the door>

    <small people! small people with FOOD. puppy was SO HAPPY! This small people wasn't smelly like the other one. This small people didn't have just skin and a red string! He LIKED this small people.> Run, RUNNING! Run around with the small people! OH OH BIG PEOPLE YELLING! Puppy wasn't DEAF...
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    Pass It On!

    <puppy hears BIG BIG BIIIIIIIG rain falling, he jumps from his soft sleepy spot> Ohhhhh, big BROWN rain. Noooo. BALLS! WHAT FUN!! <puppy runs out into the yard and grabs a potato, he tosses it in the air, grabs another, runs into the tavern and drops it in the lap of his new friend> Throw it...
  9. Puppy

    A new day

    <puppy sees the sign for I WILL PET YOU IF YOU COME!> Running, JUMPING, - OHOH, SCREAMING! Lady is wet and screaming! OH OH! Licking, LICKING will help! <puppy licks the hot yummy stuff off the lady's soft round part, lays his chin on it and stares up> ruff...
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    time fer celebratin'

    <puppy smells blood and sees a black ball> His FAVORITE things!! run, run, RUN, JUMP, JUMP AGAIN, grabbed the black ball! PULL! huh, stuck! Pull HARDER! <puppy ignores Dewm's yells, puppy is ALWAYS being talked at loudly, he's not DEAF, all the humans must be, poor humans> Claws digging at...
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    A reminder for Lady China

    <puppy licks his chops, and runs from the kitchen> howling! HOWLING! A human lady is HOWLING! Puppy knows how to howl too! <plopping down next to the bat at the piano, puppy throws back his furry head, ears flopping and HOWLS with the lady.> FUN! GREEEEEAAAAAAT Fun...
  12. Puppy

    Bonechillin..

    <puppy looks up from the MEAN cat's bed, blinks. Was that a steak? RUN! RUN FAST!> <chases off after a big pile of bones. There's got to be a steak in there somewhere!> WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
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    FLEAS, no. <scratches>

    <sniff, sniff, sniff. Puppy sniffs the sleeping lady from head to foot. Back to the interesting parts. <sniff, sniff, sniff> HEALTHY!> sad, BAD, scared. Healthy body, mind hurts. Somebody must have kicked her! Maybe hit her nose with a HARD THING. <puppy licks the eyelids of the healthy hurt...
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    Fancy

    <puppy finishes the bowl of YUMMIES the nice lady gave him. NICE lady, no yelling, just pets, FOOD, puppy must find her and lick her THANK YOU> <running out of the kitchen, an urge overtakes puppy.> OH OH! <sniff, sniff, sniff> perfect spot must be found. Not under the chair the nice lady was...
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    Sweet petals!

    <puppy sneaks in as a sweet smelling lady with bare feet steps out into the darkening night.> where's she going? Food is THIS way. <sniff, sniff, sniff> <runs into the Evil Way kitchen, jumps from a bag of flour, to a keg of ale, to a counter top with a big plate of something warm and YUMMY...
  16. Puppy

    They called it - PUPPY LOVE

    <sitting on the tavern step, the puppy's nose presses against the worn door> FOOD! Warm, yummy, food, people, flowers, MOUSE, wood, water, salty sweaty feet, mmmmmm. Happy people, MEAN cat, magic, DIRT! Ohhhh, big fairy men! <runs after an escaping steak. POUNCE. awww, dried leaf. runs back...
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    Ruffin' it!

    <sitting on the tavern step, the puppy's nose presses against the worn door> FOOD! Warm, yummy, food, people, flowers, MOUSE, wood, water, salty sweaty feet, mmmmmm. Happy people, MEAN cat, magic, DIRT! DWARF! <runs after an escaping steak. POUNCE. awww, dried leaf. runs back. scratches.>
  18. Puppy

    FLEAS, no. <scratches>

    <sitting on the tavern step, the puppy's nose presses against the worn door> FOOD! Warm, yummy, food, people, flowers, MOUSE, wood, water, salty sweaty feet, mmmmmm. Happy people, MEAN cat, magic, DIRT! <runs after an escaping steak. POUNCE. awww, dried leaf. runs back. scratches.>
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