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A reminder for Lady China

Arboc

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#1
* On the edges of The Sword Swamp appears the pale horse. Her rider pushes the gallant steed faster and faster, deeper into this putrid land. The rider, a Knight, is dressed in full armor. The breast plate bears an insignia of the head of the cobra. The hood is fully extended, the fangs are long and sharp and the eyes have the look of the devil himself. *

* Arboc the True is on his way to “talk” to Lady China. His face shows no emotion as he arrives outside the tavern. Arboc dismounts from his mount and kicks open the door to this dumped called an Inn. He instantly spies LadyChina across the room and heads straight for her. *

* This Knight is angry; he tosses all the chairs and tables in his path out of his way. A large Orc draws his sword and blocks Arboc’s way. Before the Orc can make a move, Arboc’s left fist smashes into the face of the Orc. In an instant, the creature is slammed to the floor by the blow. Its entire face is broken into a thousand pieces. The Orc screams in pain and hurriedly crawls away crying.*

* Arboc reaches LadyChina. He extends his right arm, and grasps the swamp witch by her throat with his steel clad hand. Quickly he clamps down like a snake biting its victim. LadyChina squeals in pain and feels her windpipe being restricted by her visitor’s hand. Arboc lifts the woman at least 2 feet off the ground with one hand. *

* Gasping for breath, LadyChina grabs Arboc’s hand and tries to remove it from her slender throat. But Arboc’s hand won’t budge. She looks into his eyes, she see that they are colder then her soul has ever been. His voice is low and emotionless, “Listen woman, listen good. Its one thing for you to cast your spells to the wind, in hopes of entrapping me. You can visit every crazy hermit with in a thousand miles of this land to learn what makes me tick. You can even spit at me as I ride by. But you never enter into any tavern to commit murder. Not in Misty Hollow, the Role Play Inn or even here at Sword Swamp. You’re very lucky that your little “gift” didn’t find its way to one of my comrades, because it would have been you impaled on my dagger instead of this spider.” Arboc reaches into his belt and shows her the arachnid skewered on his blade. “Now dear Lady, the time for foreplay is over... You have broken a major rule of the game and you must be punished.”

* Arboc’s hand squeezes a little harder; LadyChina begins to blackout from lack of oxygen. The cold Knight releases his grip and the woman falls to the ground. She begins to cough as the dirty air of the tavern fills he lungs. * “I told you I won’t kill inside a tavern. These places, such as they are, are a sanctuary. But it doesn’t mean I won’t give you a good spanking!!” Arboc, places a chair in front of him and sits down. He then reaches for and grabs the groveling sorceress by the arm and flings her across his lap. He removes the gauntlet from his right hand and proceeds to whack LadyChina’s well rounded rear. LadyChina cries out in pain. The blows are stinging as he makes contact with her delicate hinny. 10 whacks, 20, she looses count. Arboc suddenly stops and stands up. LadyChina again lands on the floor with a loud thud. *

* LadyChina looks up at Arboc with contempt.
Her eyes a filled with tears. She begins to rub her pain soaked rear. Arboc looks down into her watery eyes. He then kneels in front of her and whispers to her, “Good for me, good for you?” He then kisses her forehead and gently smiles at her. He stands up and heads for the door. He tosses 3 large gold coins to the bar keep and says, “Sorry for the disturbance, but some people have to learn boundaries.”, and walks out the door. *

* Every creature in the tavern is silent and unmoving. The only sound in the tavern is LadyChina sobbing from a sore tooshie. Arboc walks out the open door towards his horse. He climbs on and rides off. The silver man on a pale horse quickly disappears. *
 

Cyren

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#2
Cyren looks around the empty tavern that had just been cleaned, just been filled with her memories.

She sits in stunned silence and watches Arboc be an idiot, accosting her memories.

The "Lady China" he thought he had gets banished with a shake to her head.

"Some people think they can do anything to anybody when they're not here."

She sets about cleaning...again. She draws up a bill for Arboc. It includes more than 3 gold.
 

Listle

Message for Upgrade
#3
<the cry of an owl is heard as a scroll drops on the step of Sword Swamp's tavern>

Cyren - a missive reached me this morning, fluttering down through the leaves of my sitting tree, telling me of the events in your tavern. First, let me apologize for the destruction wrought upon your tavern, this is not the sort of behaviour I condone. Arboc will make it right or he will not be welcome in my place, either. If you do not receive the appropriate recompense (both in gold and elbow grease), do let me know and I will find a way to make it up to you.

RULE #1 - No murder in the tavern (anyone's!)
RULE #2 - No trashing a tavern, unless you intend to clean up/fix, asafp!
RULE #3 - Let other speak for/react for themselves.

Sound like good ground rules?

Again, I am so sorry, we can talk more when I'm back.
 

Cyren

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#4
Sounds wonderful! I don't mind murder, really. It keeps people on their toes. Goodness, with people to drag your corpse back to right outside the tavern, it's hardly an inconvenience. I have lots of resuscitators.

Thank you so much, I knew I could count on you.

I do hate losing my temper. It's so undignified.

All the best to you and yours, one big happy unto-death family. Just as it should be!

Cyren
 

Dewm

Active Members
#5
After all this time you guys are still beating up on LadyChina, she has got to have skin like concrete now :) Ah well, not looking at my level, but I guess I'm here to defend the evil LC :) Geez, haven't said this in years, decades! Hail Wampire! :twisted: Oh, and leave LC alone, don't know where Balor might be :wink:
Dewm - aka DEATHWISH
 

Cyren

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#6
DEATHWISH...

Oh yeah!

The guy who makes random "come to my house and assault me" threats.

Hey, how have you been? Gosh, it's been a while.

Never make threats to a lady that writes everything down!

Don't worry, BALOR's threats were worse. He at least knew the name of my daughter to threaten her personally.

Ohhhhh...the old volcano, how I miss the general air of menace!

It's hard to get good threats these days. I'm so sad.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#7
That was almost 10 years ago, hard to make open threats like that with wife, kids, job :) But don't think for a second that I don't at least consider using those threats :twisted:
 

slohand

Yserbian
Staff member
#10
Dewm

Hey email me that avatar to jglass@cianbro.com and I will post it to the site for you and send you a link to it. we have a bug that wont let the engine upload any avatars for people i have to do it, and i have so much else going on i cannot find time to dig into PHP to find out what is wrong with it. Thanks Slo
 

LadyChina

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#12
The defense is a good offense ;)

*wakes giggling from the rememberance of Arboc and his phantom spanking, considers the fun that might be had from the real thing*

"Well enough of this lolling about, in my furry bed, with my altar to possibilities nearby, and my dartboard of Balor's face."

*glares at the bristles of darts covering most of her Darklord's face*

"Who knows what could happen today. Chaos is my art and my calling... I serve it with deep delight, except when it causes deep despair - but however it gifts me, I feel alive. I wonder what Chaos shall bestow upon me today?"

*Descending the steps voices are heard talking of threats and defenses, old times and new times. The aura reaching out to her is familiar, a warmth and color to fill what Chaos left cold and grey.*

"DEATHWISH!?!"

*laughing in glee, flying feet take her to his side and into his arms, weapons avoided skillfully. Bouncing up and down with her head coming to just under his chin, his jaw is repeatedly snapped closed, pained hisses stopping happy dance at last.*

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(I've missed you, Deathwish. Balor was just talking about you the other day, because when I discovered this site I sat and tried to remember as many names as I could, my very favorites - you were one and Balor recalled your name too. And your penchant for being a very bad bad boy indeed. You're a man now, though, so I read. But remember. There's always room for being bad where ever I may roam. And this is the place for now. *winks*) Join the fun. We can't let the "good", and by that I mean sort of boring, guys have the field at ALL times. ;p)
 

Dewm

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#13
*Greets Lady China and quickly slams his axe into his hand and smears the blood right below Lady China's eyes * :twisted:

Ah Lady China, it is nice to be back. The evil that ran through my veins had started to fade until I saw that you and Balor had held strong against the attempts of the pathetic harmony muck to make things "pretty" and "cute" and "heavenly". I feel the evil returning, oh and the open ended, unprovoked threats coming back as well. One day Cyren will vast in our chaos, enjoying the strength that comes from the dark side, eating torn flesh from our finger tips. She will be our slave, make that babbling mouth good for something! :twisted:

If I can just figure out how to hack a halo over my avatar now I'd be set! :twisted:
 

Cyren

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#14
Who's a cute little minion? WHO is a cute little minion! You are! YOU ARE!

He's adorable! But is he house trained? Oh well, not my problem.

Welcome back, Dewm. Good luck with the whole "vasting in your chaos" stuff. When you figure out what that means, let me know! Sounds like fun. The whole babbling thing, mouth and stuff, cute, but well...my heart belongs to LC. You're too late.

I'm sorry. I couldn't wait for you. I was lonely.

He's so cute!

Dewd, you apologized to me! I gave you my address, you were asked to put up or shut up. Any number of guys asked you to go to THEIR houses instead and gave you THEIR address. Sheesh. Do I doubt that you'll follow through? Yeah. Have you been a great story to tell for 10 years? YEAH! I accused you of being a really bad rapist. Jachyra wanted me to tell you that you'd just have a really hard time getting me...okay, I can't print that entire sentence here, but that was funny too.

I mean, I didn't want to embarrass you, I wanted to make you look all tough and stuff, but if you're gonna go there, well gosh. That's the last time I try to pump up someone's ego. Slave my ass. Anyway, I've been encouraged to give you my address again. Go for it :) It'll be fun! It was fun then, it's STILL fun now!

Some people.

Closet harmonic trying to be all bad. LC, straighten this boy up and make him a man. The folks they let in these days. I just don't know.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#15
Closet harmonic? I must give you credit Cyren, that is pretty funny :twisted: As with the open threats to come to someone's house, let's leave that to role-playing. Now I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, oh he's backing down, but seriously, the only fool is the person that really thinks the best way to settle a role-playing fight was in real-life. I'm sadden to see things have not changed. I don't want to come to your house, personally wouldn't want to be anywhere near you, plus what would I tell my wife, "Gee honey I went to this lady's house to settle a role-playing fight" would be hard to explain to the kids why daddy is in jail because of some 0s and 1s being passed across some server. Now if you want to have it out with words, bring it on, but don't try to tempt me with the thought of settling old fights with real world violence. I love being evil, and uncaring, and dark, but I love my wife and kids more. I'll bash you until I'm so old I can not type anymore online, and trust me Cyren, I'm much younger then you, I got more years to fight :twisted: and I'll try my best to make your's and other's lives here hell, but if you can't take it and want to resort to a real-life fight, you're not worth my time.
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#16
Well good! We agree on something. Just don't do the slave thing where I can see it, then. I mean, c'mon, man, I was in the room. Plot quietly. Gosh.

But really, welcome back! Great to see people out and about and still kicking, evil is welcome here :) That's what I've been saying, haven't I been saying, we need more evil. C'mon, I can't do it all. I need help.

Don't worry about real life, I just thought it was funny.

I'm sorry!

*hangs her head*

Sor-ry Mis-Ter Dewwwwwm. Hugs and kisses to the wife and kids, I bet they're adorable, send me pictures.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#17
Never thought I would see the day Cyren. But for once, maybe I can deal with you being alive for at least a little while :twisted: Ah, I'm just kidding too :) It's ok Cyren, but my long term goal is to have complete control over you...Hahaha, damn that is going to be one hard uphill battle! I'll hook you up with some pictures as soon as I get done drawing little halos over their heads, gives it the old 2.0 feel :twisted:
 

Cyren

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#18
Woo hoo! Thank you! That's so sweet. I'm going to have a good day, I can just tell. Nice people everywhere. Lots of great friendships begin with people allowing me to live for a few more seconds. It's good practice and keeps me on my toes.

My kids are evil, vile and cruel. And cute. I have a web page link up and their pictures are there under "view more pics" under my picture in the MySpace profile. This is all under the memberslist thingy we have here. More people need to post websites and let me read their life story. Send! Plllleeease! I'll be your best friend!

Do you like cinnamon rolls?
 

Dewm

Active Members
#19
Hey, I did say "days" not "seconds", but I have been known to change my mind :twisted: Tell you what, you cook the cinnamon rolls and I'll lead for En-Li-Kil :twisted: :twisted: Of all the online communities I've been to, none have the flare and utter thrist for fights like the Yserbius crowd, there is always blood running along the tavern floor, I love it! :twisted: Although I still have a bone to pick with you over my post show up in the recent post screen, give me like 3 freakin' seconds before you reply, or I swear, I'll knock you with this axe :twisted: Don't we get a little flame by this thread, showing it's HOT, since there has been so much activity? :p
 

Cyren

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#20
Yeah, I know it's not fair. Women are allowed to be quick and fast, and guys just get in trouble for being that way.

I work at home and I have about 15 windows open, occasionally some of that is work. With my typing speed, though...

I'm afraid I will have to take my chances with the axe. Betcha I can duck. No fair waiting until I'm asleep.
 
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