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Fleetwood

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#1
Okay, so I've gone into the chatroom have a dozen times now at variuos times in the day.

Are you people hiding behind the bar or in the bathroom when I come in? I promise that I won't spit when I talk (much).

Are there times when people congregate?
 

LadyChina

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#3
I have fun there hypnotizing myself with the spinning smiley face. Also I like to see how many glasses of ale I can chug - I'm up to about 1 per 2 seconds.

I can sit in there for an untold amount of hours, you can leave a message at my table if I've managed to put myself into a trance and don't respond, or have drank so much that I'm actually under the table and don't respond.

ANYBODY can sit in there and not respond - just open two windows on this site. More for however many other spots you're a regular at.

I'll go there RIGHT NOW. But I'm in the midst of a new journel entry called "Adding Injury to Insult", regarding irony and the internet. Or something. So, leave a message.

BEEEEEEEP...
 

Navic

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#6
"Sing us a song, your the halfling man,
sing us a song tonight.
cuz we're all going crazy,
drink'n the brown gravy,
but it's got us feel'n alright!"
<hic>
8)
 

LadyChina

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#7
Switch it to mushroom gravy - you've got more obvious potential for going crazy with that one. Picking the proper non-toxic mushrooms is an underrated skill.

Helpful as always,
 

Fleetwood

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#8
Navic said:
"Sing us a song, your the halfling man,
sing us a song tonight.
cuz we're all going crazy,
drink'n the brown gravy,
but it's got us feel'n alright!"
<hic>
8)
HAH! A CHALLENEGE!!

Makin' your way in Yserbius today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all the drinking sure would help alot.
Wouldn't you like to get away...
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your shame.
And people need someone to blame.
You want to be where you can see,
The drunks are all the same.
You wanna be where everybody smells the same.
You wanna go where everyone knows,
The patrons are not who they claim,
You wanna go where everybody knows your shame.
 

LadyChina

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#9
Yserbius is like a melody
That haunts you night and day,
Just like the strain of a haunting refrain,
It'll start up-on a marathon
And run around your brain.
You can't escape it's in your memory.
By morning night and noon.
It will leave you and then come back again,
Yserbius is just like a pretty tune.

(Reference - Irving Berlin, Blue Skies musical - 1946 "A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody")
 

LadyChina

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#10
For Balor:

I've been so many people in my life and time,
I've sung a lot of songs,
I've made some bad rhymes,
I've acted out my lives on stages,
With a few orcs watching.
But we're alone now,
And I'm singing this song to you...

You taught me precious secrets
of a true love,
witholding nothing
You came out front when I was hiding,
Now I'm so much better
and if my words don't come together
listen to the melody 'cause my love is in there hiding...

I loved you in a place where theres no space or time,
I love you for my life
You're a friend of mine
And when our adventure is over
Remember when we were together
We were alone
and I was singing this song to you...

Your Wife,

Lady China

*sniffles* Damn Merc.

(Reference - Donnie Hathaway - A Song For You, and I really did sing it to him) *sobs*

Time for a cruise on the Yserbius Ultima Seas!
 

Fleetwood

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#11
Way too classy for Fleetwood the Philistine. I'm sticking with sit-com adaptations.

I'm going down to Yserbius
Gonna have myself a time.

Drunk bastards everywhere,
Red thonged dwarfs without relation.

I'm going down to Yserbius
Gonna leave my brain behind.

Ample bosoms day or night,
Converstions really banal.

I'm heading out to Yserbius,
for some Dwarven wine to find.

(mumble mumble mumble mumble)
(mumble mumble mumble mumble)

So come on out to Yserbius
And drink yourself blind.
 

LadyChina

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#12
Lemme tell you a story 'bout a wizard named Zed
poor magicker barely kept his owls fed
Then one night he was hooting at the moon
when up from the depths came a bubbling tomb
Demons that was
Black magic
sulferous

His kinfolk said, "Zed, move away from here!
Cause we don't like your demons, and yes we're really scared.
The 'cano's where a bunch of freaks like you and yours belong
so he loaded up his caravan and he was long gone
To Yserbius
Cleowyn
En Li Kil....

*spiffy lute solo as Zed and his howling horde lurch off into the distance*
 

Fleetwood

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#14
(rolls up sleeves)

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Yserbians are spooky,
Altogether fluky.
Lady China's fam-i-ly.

The tavern is a museum,
Where the patrons come and scre-am.
You really ought to flee them.
Navic's fam-i-ly.

Neat. Sweet. Raw meat.

Go gather up your thong,
Your beer is getting warm,
Its time to make a call on...
The Yserbian family.
 

Bourne

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#15
I've not been on, having been visiting another realm for a week or so... I always do come home though... much to the delight or despair of those within.
 
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