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Care Package!

Cyren

Inactive Members
#1
A Care Package arrives for Lady China.

It's wrapped up in pretty bows and bright paper, just gay enough to be really, really annoying.

Inside the fluff are a few items for Lady China and a card.

There's a leash. It's long, the studs on the collar are facing IN to the neck so that if it's pulled, these couldn't help but dig into flesh, probably draw blood.

There's a contraption, it's got a little button to be hidden inside a palm that has a mystical rune that translated in the arcane says "PUSH ME!" Nestled beside it is a little attachment that can slip onto the studded collar with another mystical rune that translated in the arcane says "ZAP!"

There are little bags with a handy little scoop. There's an arcane rune imprinted on these that roughly translates to "BIOHAZARD"

There's a note:

I see you have a puppy.

Love and Kisses,

Cyren

Hidden at the bottom is a bottle of 20-year-old single malt Scotch.

Hidden under the Scotch is a small bottle of pills. The label jokingly translates to the casual observer as "For Heartworm" but she's sure Lady China can divine their true use.
 

LadyChina

Inactive Members
#2
*slips the collar on out of curiosity, attachs the the ZAP, takes a deep breath and pokes the PUSH ME*

ack......... *falls to the floor, cursing curiosity, that most pervasive of feminine qualities - also the mostly occassionally costly - passes out*
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#3
Cyren sits down on the floor and puts Lady China's head in her lap. This is to prevent people throwing cold things on her in order to wake her up. Or stepping on her. Or any of the other...

She looks at the collar and giggles. Her knee shakes a little.

She hums to nobody in particular and strokes Lady China's hair.

"Silly lady."
 
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