In reading through the threads of Yserbian Guilds, I have found no mention of my own, so this I consider a public service to you all..
This guild I speak of was never heard of before, for it came to exist once the lands of Yserbius and the volcano which once held the mighty En-Li-Kil and his followers were torn asunder..
I talk of course, of DMY.. the Disbanded Minions of Yserbius, of which I am cofounder. After the dismantling of the great dungeons of Yserbius, most of us demons and monsters have gone on to find other ways of living. Some went off to join the circus, others have been employed to work on haunted farms and houses, more still have found pleasure in retiring from evildoing altogether and retreating to wintery climates to spend the rest of their days relaxing and reminiscing.
Some of us though still roam the lands here, trying to make a living doing the oddball lines of work that come our way. Many have attempted to rehabilitate themselves, but it has not gone so well.
EA meetings - that is, Evildoers Anonymous meetings - are often very violent and emotional for most of us, for as you know - changing one's complete way of life can be a traumatic and shocking experience.
Nonetheless, progress is being made and I'm sure the fruits of our labor will make respectable monsters of us all. I fear though, that some are beyond helping.. and goodness knows what will happen if a great evil presence returns to the land. For now, I'm content with things as they are and will continue on with my well-intentioned endeavors.
DMY as a whole may never completely make amends with its tumultuous past, but at least it strives to turn things around for the better.
-Bones
DMY cofounder / traveling entertainer
PS - Any other former evildoers who have felt the terrible loss since the great one's collapse may join us and find that there is indeed life after En-Li-Kil. A new life, new friends, and freedom await you all.
This guild I speak of was never heard of before, for it came to exist once the lands of Yserbius and the volcano which once held the mighty En-Li-Kil and his followers were torn asunder..
I talk of course, of DMY.. the Disbanded Minions of Yserbius, of which I am cofounder. After the dismantling of the great dungeons of Yserbius, most of us demons and monsters have gone on to find other ways of living. Some went off to join the circus, others have been employed to work on haunted farms and houses, more still have found pleasure in retiring from evildoing altogether and retreating to wintery climates to spend the rest of their days relaxing and reminiscing.
Some of us though still roam the lands here, trying to make a living doing the oddball lines of work that come our way. Many have attempted to rehabilitate themselves, but it has not gone so well.
EA meetings - that is, Evildoers Anonymous meetings - are often very violent and emotional for most of us, for as you know - changing one's complete way of life can be a traumatic and shocking experience.
Nonetheless, progress is being made and I'm sure the fruits of our labor will make respectable monsters of us all. I fear though, that some are beyond helping.. and goodness knows what will happen if a great evil presence returns to the land. For now, I'm content with things as they are and will continue on with my well-intentioned endeavors.
DMY as a whole may never completely make amends with its tumultuous past, but at least it strives to turn things around for the better.
-Bones
DMY cofounder / traveling entertainer
PS - Any other former evildoers who have felt the terrible loss since the great one's collapse may join us and find that there is indeed life after En-Li-Kil. A new life, new friends, and freedom await you all.
