"I canna belive me eyes!! I go away on a few week hitus and everyone be quitin the roleplayin, I am appalled errrr or whatever that words be.. I seen Bones and Arboc, The China woman Cyren and the Arboc, have all but forgotten what is most important. To miny te leest here. Donna make me go to shakin me money maker in yer Taverns to get business to going gin. Where is mangy hound at btw. I seen me a Dog catcher the other day askin bout it. tolds me he was the Realm Dog catcher but hes gottin him a Allergies,.,,, har har of all things it be of Dogs!!! tells me what kinds of Dog Catchers be lergys to Dogs Har Har!!!" Oh and theres a Talkin Wyvern or sumptin. There no counting fer telligence anymore. sigh and there be me wee one the fairest Lily sigh, shes got a busom just makes me wanna ,, ,,,,, speakin of which who took my pillows while i was gone!!!!. Canna belive thes place. ya swear everyone was Jobs poor turkey and afraid it were the last days!!" the Tater
"Navic tanks fer me new Stage the last one was putting the splinters in me a...... so i needs everyone to comes on down to the Taverns and Joins me for a bits of the fun this weekend. Dont forgets now.. and fer all use ones over in the new place YSUOs be sure and looks for the Taters he gonna be outs minin for gold in the caverns of Mordor. any wanting to accompany me on such a perilous journey needs to lets me know."
"Shake it and you will make it"
"Navic tanks fer me new Stage the last one was putting the splinters in me a...... so i needs everyone to comes on down to the Taverns and Joins me for a bits of the fun this weekend. Dont forgets now.. and fer all use ones over in the new place YSUOs be sure and looks for the Taters he gonna be outs minin for gold in the caverns of Mordor. any wanting to accompany me on such a perilous journey needs to lets me know."
"Shake it and you will make it"