M'Lady, I emphatically deny these baseless rumours! I was not hiding to "just to take a nice peek at her rear" as you so eloquently put it. In fact I was not hiding at all ... and even if I was (which I wasn't) the rear was completely unprotected.
Besides, there is a subtle yet important difference between getting a "nice peak at her rear" and getting a "peak at her nice rear", to which I will attest ... are both true.
Besides, your chainmail skirt was quite shiny.
Besides, there is a subtle yet important difference between getting a "nice peak at her rear" and getting a "peak at her nice rear", to which I will attest ... are both true.
Besides, your chainmail skirt was quite shiny.