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Listle

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Hmmm... you seem pretty complex, so if we're going opposites... perhaps that is just the shirt for LC <grin>

How the heck have ya been, toots?
 

Cyren

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I might be complex, but it has a scoop neck, so that makes it simple again.

I've been wonderful, things are going very well. Writing, working, making friends, making enemies. All the best hobbies. How have you been?
 

Listle

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Sounds like business as usual... <grin> Still writing over on that site whose name always eludes me (but that I'd really like to remember)?
 

Cyren

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Yes, yes. Literotica.com, name Recidiva.

SnowWolfe has joined the site and I get to flirt with him online again. Only this time, we can say baaaad words and not get in trouble.

Yaaay!
 

Listle

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<the report button shatters into several pieces, springs and gears flying all over the place> Hmmmm... mebbe the TWHOD wasn't the proper weapon....
 

LadyChina

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About time a manfolk remembered how it was to flirt. Good job, Snowolfe.

I love Lane Bryant - its such a nice store for round shaped women. Thank you very much, Listle, for thinking of the vast majority of american females. The average size is now 14.

I think that Monica would very much like a Harmony shirt, though Lady China would certainly spit upon it. Actually, Monica would rather have a shirt saying "Giggle while you wiggle."

*wiggle's and giggles*

Everybody carry on with your assorted bitchery and ridiculous machinations, or your good deeds and soothing words.

I personally am not around much, since some nice guy named Nojoy (from Florida, maybe near you, Cyren), flashed me his erect penis while Balor was spyware monitoring my computer from miles away. Of course it felt like I was being raped, by Nojoy for one - a stranger rape. And by Balor for two - husband rape. I'm a fierce bitch in the end though. Oh, in the middle and the beginning too.

I told Nojoy to send me another picture except with my name written on the blood filled flesh. Just because I sincerely doubt he was a guy in the first place, and that that was his dick in the second. Therefore, he could not have done as I requested, and I'd learned more about the game afoot. He hummed and hawed, didn't have a mic for vent, couldn't seem to come through with his rapacious deeds on my terms. Of course I told him to tell me before he sent it. Then I was gonna tell him, nah, forget it. But you're a good boy.

Well, the end result of all this deju vue drama (I am the woman who had her phone tapped by a husband also) - was that Balor was hurt, which I would not have happen for the world. So I killed my computer. Picked it up and threw it around until it was a hunk of expensive junk.

I love my husband, very much. I'm just a little lonely. Its good to have spiffy friends like you all, though. Maybe I will purchase a harmony shirt. Or maybe I'll go see if I can bid on some Survivor items.
 

Cyren

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Always thrilled to see Monica and Lady China and all her entourage.

Today's contribution from me and SnowWolfe had to do with a discussion about birds waking us in the morning, someone was going to buy guinea hens for her farm and I said I'd never be able to sleep under those conditions.

I'd be found wandering the streets with a chicken head tucked behind my ear like a flower, cleaver dripping blood, whispering about the silence of the guineas.

SnowWolfe says he's never sleeping with both eyes closed again, to which I respond...oh...yes...you...are...

Now we're on to boysex for nachos (made with barbacoa) and I'm practicing my steely Roman Empress gaze.

I can't participate, dammit. Monogamy!

So no emo boysex for me. Which is FINE, by the way.

I'm sorry Balor was hurt, and I'm glad to see you here.
 

LadyChina

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I'm allowed to use Balor's computer to try and keep the creative stream flowing. Otherwise I'm afraid I'll just get boring and mundane. That might make everybody else happy, but not me.

Time to go for a walk.

www.myspace.com/sylara

I mentioned your patience and goodness, and plugged your literotic endevours, Cyren. I didn't know about the steely gaze. Perhaps new devotees will come and see for themselves?

I don't know what emo boysex is? Could you give me some more details? I think that fingernail polish is involved, and being not so goth as goth, but beyond that, I'm at a loss.

Emu sex - now that might be worth exploring. I've always wanted to glue feathers to stragtegic points and dash madly across somebody's outback.

*wiggles and giggles, realizing again how blessed she is*

How have you used your energy today - that is the question we should all ask. I want to use mine to create an aurora. The borealis part is optional.
 

LadyChina

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I've already seen that emo bit. I don't know about totally being a myspace friend. I do enjoy writing, sorta like posting here and journaling. It hadn't attained a taint of bitterness. There's still time, I'm sure.

Did you like your credits? One of these days I guess I'll have to get the interest drummed up to check out that literotic site. I've been having alot of fun writing stanza's with somebody. Doesn't really matter if he's as he says he is. The fun stands alone. My policy for anything online.
 
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