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Spinner Kendro's story time...


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Back in the day, I read this great story... Dragonlance Tales Volume 2, "The Storyteller" (By Barbara Siegel & Scott Siegel)... I wanted to share this fantastic story so I shortened it up and posted it as Spinner Kendro (the main character). I think it was in LL... anyone remember?


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Ohhh, ahhhhh, Dragonlance. I cried - no spoofing - when I finished the last page of of the Dragonlance Chronicles. I was madly in love with Raistlin and his passion for power and his golden eyes, and his talent.

I seem to have heard that they were going to make a Dragonlance movie.


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Hehe, it was amusing how many Tanis Half Elvens there were.. amongst the Raistlins, Kitiaras and all the other DragonLance characters.


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LadyChina said:
Raistlin and his passion for power and his golden eyes...
I think it was golden skin and hourglass eyes.

Fionn, your not kidding! In the Help Hall

The previews for Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe look good. If they do make the DL movie it better not be cheesy like the D&D movie.


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Correct Navic, Raistlin had hourglass eyes that only let him see the process of decay in everyone. it was one of the things that made him so pissy.

I wanted to bitch slap Tanis because all he did was whine about being "half-a-man". Wuss. The halfling,...er I mean the kender was the most entertaining character (IMHO).

Also, the Legends series, (Time, War, and Test of the Twins) were the superior stories.

And finally, The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe was excellent. True to the book, perfectly cast, and nice effects.


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I wanted to beat Tanis with Raistlin's frail body cuz he constantly treated Laurana like trash. She's throwing herself at him and he thinks life sucks!?
L: Tanis, I still love you. You've been in my heart and mind over the last 10 years. I've been longing for your return <leans closer to Tanis>
T: I'm a half-elf, live sucks! <goes to cry on Sturms shoulder>


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True dat.

Weis and Hickman tried to write it up that the elves were "interfering" with "True Love" by trying to show Laurana that Tanis was a complete frigging loser, but I always thought they were right.

Since this has become the Dragonlance thread:

Lord Soth=Coolness Personified. I'll say this for Tanis, the SMARTEST thing he ever did was get out of Soth's way when Kitiara died and Soth wanted to collect her soul.
"Mmm...certain death at the hands of a ridiculously powerful undead creature or keeping my dead ex-girlfriend around. Which should I choose?"


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Lord Soth is a flaming skull with pinpoints of light for eyes dressed in old-fashioned plate armor riding a nightmare and commanding Abyssal legions.

Vader got his fool-ass-legs cut off, set on fire, teabagged by Obi Wan Kenobie, got his death star blowed up under his nose, got his Super star destroyer wiped out by a single snub-nosed fighter crashing into the winshield, and his hand cut off not once, but TWICE.

Lord Soth is insulted by the comparison.


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We all know that before Vader became a bad arse bucket head, he was a selfish whiney you know what. What do we know about Lord Soth before he went bucket head? Am I thinkin of another story or didn't pre-Lord Soth have somethin to do with his wifes death? Oh, and wasn't he a Knight of Solamniaically...


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If memory serves me correctly, Lord Soth was a powerful paladin and Knight of Solomnia in pre-Cataclysm Krynn.

He had a fling with an elven woman while married which lost him his paladin status. Paladine sent him a vision that Krynn would be hit by the Cataclysm but he could prevent it if he went to the Kingpriest of Istar and smacked some sense into him.

He was on his way to do that but turned back to get some more of that elven booty.

Krynn gets nuked, his wife dies, and his elven hottie burns down the house (with them inside) because of her shame.

Net result: She becomes a banshee, he becomes the first Death Knight and he is cursed to listen to her sing every night about how big an asshole he is.