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Sunny Monday Morning

Vena

Inactive Members
#21
Saliva

I forgot to say hello to you Cyren, Hello. Who's saliva, you'll have to wait and see. That flower like a thorn comment about you was pretty crude, like Dewm. So I'll leave you to deal with him. Have fun.

And Dewm, I can deal with crude, I fear nothing, so if you'll excuse me for imposing on your post I will carry on. Though I do look forward to getting to know everyone here. I plan on making some good friends. Been gone for 10 years and I'm ready to stay.

Vena :/
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#22
Always happy to make new friends. Particularly from places close to my heart. The Swamp has been my home for these long years, and glad I am to have it be my home again.

I supposed if I were particularly bothered by crude, I wouldn't have chosen this as my favorite place.

Never did find out whose head that was, doesn't look familiar. The discoloration makes it hard.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#23
*licks Cyren* Nah, you taste like ass too :) Yummy :twisted: Oh the head? It's old Thyrmies, want a bite, it's always best a day or two old :twisted:

*walks over to PrincessVena and slowly pushes his axe into the side of her leg and pushes it down towards the floor making a nice long laceration* Welcome to the swamp m'lady :twisted: *rams his hand into the open wound and rips out some flesh* Ah, breakfast is on you then? :twisted:
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#24
You can't taste me. Hamster Ball.

Comes in very handy.

That's the taste of the spell. I'm considering making it taste like hot sauce maybe.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#25
Hamster Ball that tastes like Texas Pete??? Jack Pot! :) Pour it on Cyren, pour it on! Pour some in this open cut I have too :twisted:
 

Vena

Inactive Members
#27
Good Morning

*cast's new leg spell of what's left of her leg* Dang, I always had great legs!

*looks into Dewm's yellow pus filled eyes and spits in his eyes*

Go pick on some men you flacid slime :/ I won't answer anymore of your post here. If I see you in YSUO I will slice you :/ :/ :/ *thinks about a diseased "member" curse for this pathetic male and kicks his leg on the way out*
 

Dewm

Active Members
#30
Bah, leave you weak human, go dance and be happy, when you're ready to play around, look us up :twisted: *rips his "member" off* Ah, it'll grow back *hands it to Cyren to eat* You know Cyren, if that little tramp comes back I'll take this axe and slice her from head to toe, then feed it to those little POY wack jobs :twisted:
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#31
Cyren looks down at the dismembered appendage.

"Now there's a skill I never thought I'd see. That is impressive. You sure you don't need me to save this on ice or something?"
 

Carnage

Inactive Members
#32
Dewm said:
Bah, leave you weak human, go dance and be happy, when you're ready to play around, look us up :twisted: *rips his "member" off* Ah, it'll grow back *hands it to Cyren to eat* You know Cyren, if that little tramp comes back I'll take this axe and slice her from head to toe, then feed it to those little POY wack jobs :twisted:
*smacks Dwem upside the head with his WHoD* Leave the nice ladies alone, that was a bad thing to do to Vena and Cyren probably doesn't want a dead member but something she can use.
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#33
Carnage!

Very true. Amazing what anmals will bring you as presents. This is more creative than a dead mouse, but not by much.

Wonderful to see you. Let me just...wash my hands and a hug's on order.
 

Dewm

Active Members
#34
*throws his axe into Carnage's throat* Just cause you don't like a green colored diseased appendage, doesn't mean you have to knock it :twisted: Nah Cyren, you can put it in a glass case and keep it at home if you would like. *rips his axe out of Carnage's throat as Carnage jumps around on the floor in pain* This was clean... ah well *slings the axe square into PrincessVena's chest* Might as well, she's worthless anyway, just like a massive pile of vocal diarrhea :twisted:
 

Carnage

Inactive Members
#35
*places a hand over the cut in his throat, pulls the axe out of Vena's brestplate and slaps Dweem square in the middle of the head* You say you are undead, this will take care of you.
 
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