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This Old Tavern...

LadyChina

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*walks slowly up the well remembered path, avoiding rotting armor, piles of bird feathers, a gypsy tamborine etched with blood and sand runes*

"Where did I leave it?"

*walking quickly now around the corner of the shabby tavern, right turn, left turn, right turn...*

"There!"

*along the western wall of the Sword Swamp tavern lies a forgotten rock, large and flat, warming the ass of a lazy toad*

"Hello, toad, did I create you? Let me look in to your eyes and run my fingers over your warts to see if I can recall. No, just a toad. But you'll have to move my sluggish friend, because under your rock lies my past, and my future."

*throws the toad casually a good 20 feet (being home has strengthened me). A mere push with the side of one leather booted foot and the prize is revealed in its hiding spot of a firebolted hole in the earth*

"My spellbook! "Patience of a Saint", "IMMADEOFRUBBERANDYERMADEOFBLUE", "Sticks and Stones will Definately Hurt You".... Ah, all of my treasured incantations. Hmmm, I wonder who'll be the first in line to suffer unto me?"

*walks slowly forward, carressing the runic symbols on the thick book o'tricks and treats. Turns left... sees the Sword Swamp tavern door. Standing even though Badgerbane has bashed it in 100 times before.*

"I must remember to thank the carpenter for his fine work on this door. He gives such a good pounding."

*enters for the first time in far too many years*

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