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Totally Unimpressed

Fleetwood

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#1
(a halfling enters, he is unremarkable. Any resemblance to another halfling is purely coincidental.)

"Boy I heard this place was happening. But it scores a solid 10 on the lame-O-meter."

"I'm heading over to THE DRAGON'S COURT for some REAL entertainment."

(walks out)
 

Tiger

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#2
*Snort, Cough... Snort!* Wha...? (Rubs sleepiness from eyes) I was sleepin and some short, hairy halfing comes in here just to tell me how lame it is here?

I outta hang you from the rafters!
 

Fleetwood

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#3
(halfling pokes head back in door)

"That's right my friend. I hear that The Dragon's Court is under new management. If you want to be WHERE THE ACTION IS, I suggest you double move over there and check it out."
 

Tiger

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#4
Yeh, I heard.... But no thanks, I'll stick with my home here... Side's, no way do I wana have to explain to the town healer why he has to heal my eyes everytime I go over there....
 

Fleetwood

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#5
Ah, you no doubt refer to the um,...former management. I have it on good authority that the, er...entertainment has been upgraded.

And special glasses are available in case of, er...a wardrobe malfunction.
 
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