Search:

Type: Posts; User: Fleetwood

Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.01 seconds.

  1. Thread: CiLF's

    by Fleetwood
    Replies
    0
    Views
    1,051

    CiLF's

    Most disturbing music video ever.

    Lyrics NSFW.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761079/
  2. Replies
    21
    Views
    9,454

    (and from the open door lyrics waft in, blending...

    (and from the open door lyrics waft in, blending with the notes and making the whole far greater than the sum of its parts....)

    "Just sit right there and you'll hear a tale,
    a tale of a fateful...
  3. Replies
    4
    Views
    1,815

    You must have eaten some of that tainted cat...

    You must have eaten some of that tainted cat food.

    Two words....

    Cobra Clutch.
  4. Replies
    4
    Views
    1,815

    Snake-Eyes, you lose... Lose is right....

    Snake-Eyes, you lose...[/QUOTE]

    Lose is right. The nod goes to Sgt. Slaughter for being a Marine AND a WWE wrestler. That is one impressive resume.

    Although if Zartan would have been...
  5. Replies
    4
    Views
    1,815

    The Most Important Poll Ever!!!

    Vote for your favorite G.I. Joe character.

    And it better be Sgt. Slaughter.

    http://www.fhmonline.com/wtf_fhm_poll.asp?cnl_id=8&stn_id=40&idx_id=4223
  6. Replies
    2
    Views
    1,432

    Ninja Turtle done right!

    Ninja mask? Check.
    Nunchucks? Check.
    Green paint? Check.
    Razor? Check.
    Thong? Check.
    The complete lack of a self-image? Check.

    http://www.pandachute.com/videos/a_real_ninja_turtle
  7. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    http://thinkarcade.com/game/1061/Gnome-Whack.html

    http://thinkarcade.com/game/1061/Gnome-Whack.html
  8. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    "Nay Lord Slohand, we are not so uncouth." ...

    "Nay Lord Slohand, we are not so uncouth."

    "The object is simple, there are nine holes where the gnomes stick there heads up through randomly. Use this hammer to whack them down when they pop up...
  9. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    "We have a few new features since you've been in...

    "We have a few new features since you've been in last. Over there is the dartboard with the phantasmal darts. I don't have to worry about holes in my walls."

    "Next is the juke-box. I don't know...
  10. Replies
    0
    Views
    1,560

    Best fight scenes EVER!!!

    http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7528
  11. Replies
    0
    Views
    1,297

    Fun from Japan

    I want one of these "Sphere of Annihilation tuxedos".

    http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1597
  12. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    "HOLY BAT GUANO!!!" "I was beginning to think...

    "HOLY BAT GUANO!!!"

    "I was beginning to think that the 'cano got you, boy."

    (pours ale)

    "Like what I've done to the place? I bought if off of Tater."
  13. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    How about some poetry. There once was a...

    How about some poetry.

    There once was a fighter named Rick,
    on whom his friends played a trick.
    He hooked up with a maid,
    But when he got laid,
    He found out that she had a dick.
  14. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    You're right. I couldn't go through with that...

    You're right. I couldn't go through with that threat.
  15. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    Maybe if I tried rapping....

    Maybe if I tried rapping....
  16. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    "Thank you. Thank you very much." This is a...

    "Thank you. Thank you very much."

    This is a little number I call,...

    Yserbian Rhapsody.

    Is this the real world
    Is this just fantasy
    Caught near a ‘cano
    No escape from monotony
  17. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    (Fleetwood takes the stage) Every drink you...

    (Fleetwood takes the stage)

    Every drink you take
    Every move you make
    Every chair you break
    Every piss you take
    I’ll be watching you

    Every single night
    Even by candlelight
  18. Replies
    4
    Views
    4,243

    Ah, you no doubt refer to the um,...former...

    Ah, you no doubt refer to the um,...former management. I have it on good authority that the, er...entertainment has been upgraded.

    And special glasses are available in case of, er...a wardrobe...
  19. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    (rubs hands in glee) "My campaign of...

    (rubs hands in glee)

    "My campaign of advertisement will soon bear fruit."

    "And they thought I was mad,..MAD!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    "Turn those stage lights on and get the band ready!"
  20. Replies
    4
    Views
    4,243

    (halfling pokes head back in door) "That's...

    (halfling pokes head back in door)

    "That's right my friend. I hear that The Dragon's Court is under new management. If you want to be WHERE THE ACTION IS, I suggest you double move over there...
  21. Replies
    0
    Views
    3,620

    The choice is obvious

    (a halfling enters and looks around)

    "I guess I win my bet. I bet my friend that DRAGON'S COURT was much better than this tavern. I better go collect."
  22. Replies
    0
    Views
    7,216

    You call this a TAVERN?

    (a halfling enters)

    "Hoo-boy. I've seen goblin outhouses with more appeal than this place. I'm heading over to DRAGON"S COURT where I hear the COOL people hang out.

    (exits)
  23. Replies
    4
    Views
    4,243

    Totally Unimpressed

    (a halfling enters, he is unremarkable. Any resemblance to another halfling is purely coincidental.)

    "Boy I heard this place was happening. But it scores a solid 10 on the lame-O-meter."

    "I'm...
  24. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    "Surely you will be welcome here for as long as...

    "Surely you will be welcome here for as long as you wish to stay."

    "I want to keep the name and the (for lack of better term) Tater mystique. With some new ideas and a bit of spit and polish, I...
  25. Replies
    19
    Views
    9,177

    (jumps) "GAH!!! Don't DO that to me." ...

    (jumps)

    "GAH!!! Don't DO that to me." "Whereinhell did YOU come from? I thought I searched all your usual hiding spots."

    (mops brow with a shaking hand)

    "Anyway I'm glad you're still...
Results 1 to 25 of 217
Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 4