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    Listen Up! No, really - UP!

    ++ATTENTION ALL BELOW, THIS IS "AW" from "A.Y.E." BRINGING YOU BUSY PEOPLE THE HIGHPOINTS, LOWPOINTS, AND THE GENERAL NO POINTS OF OUR FAIR LAND++

    Yes, you heard right, avid listeners (++PLEASE STOP SCREAMING, I AM NOT HERE TO EAT YOU++), Air Yserbius Enterprises - A.Y.E., a coalition of your superior species neighbors - Dragons obviously, will be offering snippets of news from all parts of this great land. Hopefully you'll be too busy tracking down the full story to bother with such things as searching for Dragon Hoards, and paying attention to what your superior species neighbors - Dragons obviously, are doing!

    Advertisers are WELCOME. This flyby is sponsered by Misty Hollow...

    *slack-jawed villagers looking up notice that AW has a very large red thong around his - err.. her, IT'S scaly hips*

    ++MISTY HOLLOW'S HIGHLY DISTURBING SHOW STARING "TATER", HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO CONTINUING PATRON BLINDNESS AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS++

    In Other News:

    Mongrels Take Over!

    Families Reunite!

    Business Booms!

    A Guild Of EvilDoing Repenters Arrives - correction - Repenting Evildoers!

    Thefts On The Rise!

    Lady Has Knighttime Adventures!

    *a bushel or two of potatos is scattered on the staring crowd*

    ++VISIT THE SIGHT OF THE NOW DEFUNCT "TATER" THE DANCING DWARF SHOW" AT MISTY HOLLOW. ONE LUCKY VILLAGER WILL FIND A TOKEN FOR SOME FREE MILK AND COOKIES IN REMEMBERANCE OF TATOR, (or just to get the leftovers out of Navic's way) IN THOSE SPUDS
    BOUNCING OFF YOUR HEADS. LOOK INSIDE FOR YOUR CHANCE TO BE A WINNER!++

    This has been AW, your AnnouncerWrym. GOOD DAY!

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    <walks down the path to the tavern and sees the dragon... Mumbles under his breath...> Great... There goes the neighberhood....

    <Yelling at the top of his lungs over the screaming villagers, he speaks to the dragon in Draconic> *What the heck are you doing out of your cage? Get back in your cage before I slay you, you evil monstrosity!"

    <Unsheaths the sword known as Tigerclaw that hung at his back>
    "If the earth were flesh, then it would bleed our blood." -Tiger
    TigerForce.net

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