<walks into the tavern and looks around>

"Hellooo anyone home? Hmm, quiet in here..."

<walks up to a board on the wall puts up a scroll:
'Beautiful female dancer now performing at Evil Way Inn. Her moneymaker she shakes better even than Tater.>

"Hehe. Perhaps MourningGlory will get her audience if not everyone has gouged their eyes out just yet."

<sits at the bar and looks for a bartender>

"Hey, can a paron get a bit of ale for his parched throat"