The Halfling goes outside to keep the patrons from fleeing,...er,...I mean to drum up some new business.
"Come one come all! See what everyone this side of the planar divide is talking about! Is he a Dwarf or is he a MAD DANCING MACHINE???"
"See his combination of sensual erotic movements coupled with a rumba beat. SEE HIM MOVE THAT THING LIKE NO ONE"S EVER MOVED A THONG BEFORE!!!"
"Only a 2 gold cover charge.
(holds out hand)