View Poll Results: Who's our Yserbius Idol?

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  • Lil Miss Emily's poem, Itsy bitsy spider

    2 12.50%
  • Tater's dance, Eye of the Tiger (Tig's fav)

    6 37.50%
  • Sneaker's archery marksmanship & 40 yard dash

    1 6.25%
  • Black Jacques song, The Bard (No quarter Blackie!)

    3 18.75%
  • The seductive Ensaneti's Death Dance

    3 18.75%
  • Fleetwood's song, I feel like a Dwarf

    1 6.25%
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Thread: Yserbius Idol poll

  1. #11
    I dunno, but if I were to make a guess I'd have to pick a certain puppy. Sticks and things being thrown about are a puppy's favorite things.

  2. #12
    <Peeks in lookin for Nyzzrym. Finds he's not present and enters the tav. Grabs a double at the bar...>
    Thanx Fleet!
    <... heads behind the stage, the curtains closed. After a few minutes the lights dim and a slide-bass rhythm starts thumpin (To the tune of My Sharona). The colored stages lights begin to pulsate to the crescendo beat. The bright overhead spot light powers up and shows a tall non descript half-elf in a red thong walkin up to the mic...>
    This song 'n dance is called the Money Maker, a tribute to my pal Tater...

    <His long limbs work frantically to keep pace with the beat set by the tune... begins to sing...>
    Ooh... my little pretty thong, pretty thong.
    Makes me wanna gyrate my moneyyy maker!
    Ooh I like to shake mílove thing, watch my pelvis swing.
    Feel the rhythm and do the Mashed Potato!
    Never gonna stop, cuttin rug.
    Climb a polished pole. Show me yerís and Iíll show ye mine,
    whereís the flower girl? My my my i yi Woo! M M M moneyyy maker...!

    <Wipes the sweat from his brow. The slide-bass plays on...>
    Now get to voting for the Yserbius Idol, there's one week left to vote! Don't make me do something like this again just to get our attention...
    Good night!
    <exits behind the curtain, music ends...>

  3. #13

  4. #14
    < walks in just as "Climb a polished pole. Show me yerís and Iíll show ye mine,
    whereís the flower girl? My my my i yi Woo! M M M moneyyy maker...! " was being sung.> Who's the pretty half-el... Wait... DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!! OMG! <Begins to gouge eyes out>
    "If the earth were flesh, then it would bleed our blood." -Tiger

  5. #15
    Its another one them things that can't be unseen OMG!!

  6. #16
    (memo to self)

    Check the expiration dates on the drink stocks.

  7. #17

    We have a winner!

    You have voted and choose Tater as the Yserbius Idol winner! Congrat's Tater :/
    He wins a $20 spending spree at Yserbius Mall.

    My hat's off to all who participated, we had some great entries.. except Nyzz's stolen bit...

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