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    Dragon Court open for business

    (whew!)

    That's the last of those damn red thongs. I still can't believe that Tater left them all over. I just hope I don't need haz-mat placards for the dumpster now.

    Anyway, the floor is swept, the bar polished, the beverages stocked, the bathrooms have new rolls, the WiFi is working and the stage has new lighting.

    The sound system checks out, the pool table has been refelted (is that a word?) and has all of its balls.

    The kitchen is ready and the entertainment is lined up.

    Only one thing left to do....

    (turns on the "OPEN" sign)

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    "It looks like I have some time before the crowd pours in."

    (Pours himself a tall cool one.)

    "Ah. That hits the spot."

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    *wakes up to a clean room*

    Hey now! how goes it my frund? hope all is well with ye!. You be the first in these parts in quiet some time, su i was doozing my wee little eyes acheckin fer pinhulls in 'em

    I dunt suppose ya brought any fresh milk wit ya did ya?

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    (jumps)

    "GAH!!! Don't DO that to me." "Whereinhell did YOU come from? I thought I searched all your usual hiding spots."

    (mops brow with a shaking hand)

    "Anyway I'm glad you're still around. The milk truck made its delivery and you even get a clean glass."

    (pours drink)

    "And by the way, there might be...er,...rumors of you turning over the place to me. Crazy the stories people come up with."

    "Crazy."

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    Ye be offerin me sumtin for the old place? Hows about room and board upstairs for the rest of me long life!. An occasional mug of milk and oh ya make sure ya give me a room with a view of the cano. i want to watch fer trouble in cano and a call to arms!

    If that be all ok with ye i will notifi Slohand that i am trunsfurin this place to you.

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    "Surely you will be welcome here for as long as you wish to stay."

    "I want to keep the name and the (for lack of better term) Tater mystique. With some new ideas and a bit of spit and polish, I think we could make a go of this place."

    "Close your eyes and see it. See the crowds. Feel the fellowship. Smell the wood burning in the new firepit. Hear the sounds of the gold clinking in the till."

    "We can make it happen."

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    (rubs hands in glee)

    "My campaign of advertisement will soon bear fruit."

    "And they thought I was mad,..MAD!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    "Turn those stage lights on and get the band ready!"

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    (Fleetwood takes the stage)

    Every drink you take
    Every move you make
    Every chair you break
    Every piss you take
    I値l be watching you

    Every single night
    Even by candlelight
    I値l overcharge tonight
    The drunks who aren稚 too bright
    And I値l be watching you.

    Oh can稚 you see
    This tavern belongs to me
    How my poor heart aches
    With every mug you break

    Every thirst you slake
    Every gold piece I値l make
    Every adventure you take
    Every ghost you wake
    I値l be watching you

    Since you致e gone I been broke without some gold
    I always dream that the tavern will always hold
    So many people that I値l never have to fold
    And all the ale will all be sold
    I keep crying baby baby please.

    Oh can稚 you see
    This tavern belongs to me
    How my poor heart aches
    With every mug you break

    Every drink you take
    Every song you make
    Every brain cell you bake
    All the money I値l rake
    And I値l be watching you

    Every drink you take
    Every move you make
    I値l be watching you

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    "Thank you. Thank you very much."

    This is a little number I call,...

    Yserbian Rhapsody.

    Is this the real world
    Is this just fantasy
    Caught near a 祖ano
    No escape from monotony
    Open your eyes
    Come into my tavern and see
    I知 just a Halfling
    I need a crowd to please
    Because it痴 easy come easy go
    Drink an ale drink some more
    Having no crowd blows doesn稚 really matter to me
    To me

    Mama, just bought a bar
    Took it from Tater
    Now he痴 just a waiter
    Mama, there is no crowd
    And now I致e gone and blown my gold again
    Mama, oooooo,
    Didn稚 mean to make them cry
    If there are no patrons tomorrow
    Carry on carry on, because it doesn稚 really matter.

    Too late, the ale has come
    That Navic was late again
    I need a better delivery man.
    Hello everybody, I知 on the stage
    Gotta bring back the crowd before I rage
    Mama, ooooooo
    I don稚 want to fail
    I sometimes wish I壇 never bought this tavern at all.

    (guitar solo)

    I am a little Halfling of a man
    But my balls, but my balls but my balls are big as church bells
    Fireballs and lightning very very frightening me.
    LadyChina, LadyChina
    LadyChina, LadyChina
    LadyChina please come back
    Please come baccccccccccckk.
    I知 just a Halfling, nobody loves me
    I知 just a Halfling with the deed don稚 you see
    Spare me from total insolvency
    Easy come easy go
    Will you buy some ale
    Buy some ale! Yo! Will you buy my ale?
    Buy my ale!
    Buy some ale! Will you buy my ale?
    Buy my ale!
    Buy some ale! Will you buy my ale?
    Buy my ale!
    Will you buy my ale-buy my ale
    Will you buy my ale-buy my ale
    Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
    Oh Slohand noble Slohand noble Slohand buy some ale
    That Tiger guy needs to buy a drink or two from me
    From me
    From meeeeeeeeeeeeee

    (bangs head)

    So you think you can drink all my kegs dry
    So you think you can leave me without paying tonight?
    Oh baby-can稚 do that to me baby
    Just gotta get Tater, just gotta get Tater to dance now

    Nothing really matters
    Anyone can see
    Nothing really matters, nothing really matters
    But me.

    Anyway the 祖ano blows.

    (gong)

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    Maybe if I tried rapping....

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