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    Totally Unimpressed

    (a halfling enters, he is unremarkable. Any resemblance to another halfling is purely coincidental.)

    "Boy I heard this place was happening. But it scores a solid 10 on the lame-O-meter."

    "I'm heading over to THE DRAGON'S COURT for some REAL entertainment."

    (walks out)

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    *Snort, Cough... Snort!* Wha...? (Rubs sleepiness from eyes) I was sleepin and some short, hairy halfing comes in here just to tell me how lame it is here?

    I outta hang you from the rafters!
    "If the earth were flesh, then it would bleed our blood." -Tiger

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    (halfling pokes head back in door)

    "That's right my friend. I hear that The Dragon's Court is under new management. If you want to be WHERE THE ACTION IS, I suggest you double move over there and check it out."

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    Yeh, I heard.... But no thanks, I'll stick with my home here... Side's, no way do I wana have to explain to the town healer why he has to heal my eyes everytime I go over there....
    "If the earth were flesh, then it would bleed our blood." -Tiger

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    Ah, you no doubt refer to the um,...former management. I have it on good authority that the, er...entertainment has been upgraded.

    And special glasses are available in case of, er...a wardrobe malfunction.

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