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LadyChina

Inactive Members
#1
I embrace all, I judge none - except for Os of The Mercs cause he's a moron - I have found the perfect gift for the gay man on your shopping list. In fact, Derrick- if you're out there somewhere, stalking me, this is what you're getting for Christmas.

http://www.designtoscano.com/shoppi...ype=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=evelyn+myers+hartley

The minute I saw that, I had an intense desire to listen to Judy Garland and Cher while wearing a tie as a belt. Its just that inspiring.

I'll be adding more christmas ideas as I stumble across them in my pursuit of the title "Consumatrix Epiphagogue".
 

BloodCelt

Inactive Members
#3
I'd like a mail order wife that:

Has no knowledge of/ or fears Telephones, Computers, Credit Cards.

Has never read an article in any of the following magizines: Vogue, Cosmo, Anything that has ever been scribbled by that walking mangina known as Doctor Phil.

BC
 

Lord_Cie

Inactive Members
#4
BloodCelt said:
I'd like a mail order wife that:

Has no knowledge of/ or fears Telephones, Computers, Credit Cards.

Has never read an article in any of the following magizines: Vogue, Cosmo, Anything that has ever been scribbled by that walking mangina known as Doctor Phil.

BC
The Wonders of the Third World await you, my friend. But act fast -- mobile phones and text messaging is seizing the globe by storm!
 

LadyChina

Inactive Members
#5
Pretty sure they've got Dr. Phil in (place your third world country here). They just call him Najumba, Witch Doctor to the Starving.

*shakes a dried gourd rattle at Lord Cie* OOGABOGA!
 

Sombra

Active Members
#6
wouldn't ya rather a wife that hated phones, earned her own spending money, and loved gaming/playing games so ya could kick her ass in leveling & being a computer geek? =X


dunno, that's what I wanted in a hubby & now we're more competitive in every game we play (and he always always kicks my ass) but at least his house is clean, he doesn't eat peas out of a can anymore because I insist on cooking and when he's been on the computer raiding in wow for 7 hours I tell him I love him, I understand, and grab him another home brew....


this is truly the dream house/home I live in RoFL
 

ShoeHorn

Inactive Members
#7
Sombra, wow, sure sounds like a dream relationship for the guy at least lol. Damn we need more girls like you in this world :p
 

Tiger

Active Members
#11
Sony puts secret code on your PC automatically when you play one of their new CDs, with Digital Rights Management (DRM) on your PC that looks at EVERY CD you put in your PC (slowing down your system a bit), seeing what the CD is (like it's any of their business). It cannot be seen without special software, it hides files beginning with a certain name ($sys$) which means that someone else could write malicious code (spyware), give it the same first 5 characters and it would be hidden from your (and your anti-virus program's) view and it cannot be removed without wiping your harddrive clean and reinstalling your OS.
 

Dolnor

Active Members
#14
Tiger,

Actually some techie guy figured out a way to remove the Sony root-kit files without fdisk-ing/reformatting your hard drive. Of course, it is very involved and the average computer nerd would have a hard time doing it..but it is possible. Takes a lot of time and searching the system. This is just an FYI.

Toodles,

Noldor Numbwit
Eternal Newbie
 

Tiger

Active Members
#16
Dolnor said:
Tiger,

Actually some techie guy figured out a way to remove the Sony root-kit files without fdisk-ing/reformatting your hard drive.
Yeh, the artical I gave ya basicly tells ya what you need to do... :roll:

Regardless, Sony is the only one thats been caught... Wonder who else is jumpin on the bandwagon?
 
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