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Navic

Inactive Members
#21
Don't worry Cyren, Slo's outta town today and I'm the Mod for this board, so please post all ya want :twisted: until tomorrow when Slo's back hehe

IH, ya get VitF working?

I believe Slo's making it so only logged in members can post, to stop the "guest" posting...
 

IRONHORSE

Inactive Members
#22
IH, ya get VitF working?
Yep...one last prob and I'm flyin' high (wrote about it in the help section) :wink:


I believe Slo's making it so only logged in members can post, to stop the "guest" posting...
Thank GAWD! Otherwise freakin idiots like me will post anonymously all the dang time! After this SNAFU here, I went to Sword Swamps forum and did it again!! :oops:
 

slohand

Yserbian
Staff member
#23
Well Well M'lady Cyren is back in the Tavern. well this place has become a better place now. Navic was about to kill me with his humor. Iron is a little cranky at times.
Yea I am afraid some of Cyrens escapades may include me. Roleplay Inn was once a interesting place to be. I can almost see Smidgeon running in now with some Roleplay going on.. Oh does everyone remember when Smidgeon ran in and it turned out someone had like totally and forgive me but sexually assualted her in the volcano? this caused like a huge huge stir among the die hard roleplayers. I remember it well.

It is good to see Cyren again in the Tav. :) she is but one of the few that made this place stand out.

Welcome home. Slohand ```
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#24
I do remember Smidgeon, I'm sorry to hear she was assaulted. I hate to say it, but I probably knew the assaulter, and I probably couldn't give you less than 20 names that matched that particular MO...

This was a very rough place in the back alleys, and that's partly why I loved it, but there were several casualties.

The names have been changed to protect the guilty, but there were a few modus operandi that were shady:

Bring a woman out and then just sorta stop and demand she pass over all her gear...

Bring a woman out and just sorta park somewhere and proceed to...well, you know. Not the most original, but definitely the steadfast staple of carnal strategy.

Then again there's one of my favorite tells from someone "OH my GOD, she's ONLY 14!" (Okay, okay, so it was SnowWolfe, I have permission to use a direct quote)

I only got mild revenge, I used to take parties out to right before beating something good up or finishing a quest and demand that someone in the party make me laugh before we continued. Pissed quite a few people off, made a couple of very good friends.

There were suicide threats if cyber didn't commence quickly.

These were tough women and tough men and took pride in it in a wicked little way I can't even try to capture anywhere else. Turned out that half the people there were the opposite gender, under 14 or otherwise...but they were very good at what they did. The like minded met and did what like minded do.

I really, really miss it. Unfortunately every other game doesn't have anywhere the level of expected roleplay, pride in humor, intent to be creative or produce the best stories. I credit this era as the "If you had a computer, it was because you were smart." time in my life. I end up turning channels off everywhere else and "roleplay" is almost always defined as basically not using your own name...

Whenever I got in hot water, I always took the refuge of the cowardly. I rebooted. It was rare, but it happened. Then I'd come back under another name and I'd get laughed at by the guy who made me reboot, cause he could always find my alts. I dreaded the *POKE* of embarrassed recognition. Of course, I'm married to that exact guy right now.

Cyren
 

slohand

Yserbian
Staff member
#25
Yes Those were the days, So different from today, But hey Roleplay Inn is open and we are here, so drinks are on Navic!!!!
 

Navic

Inactive Members
#26
<walks outta the john> ...drinks are on who... ahh dang Slo I hate when you do that! <tosses platinum on bar and heads over to the jukebox> Whatcha all wanna hear? :D
 

Navic

Inactive Members
#30
<looks around the empty tav... passes out on top of the bar, head in a bowl of pretzels with his ale in hand...> :wink:
 

IRONHORSE

Inactive Members
#31
<looks around the empty tav... passes out on top of the bar, head in a bowl of pretzels with his ale in hand...
<Chortles> Well, I s'pose that's preferable to passin' out in a bowl of ale with a tankard of pretzels in yer hand :wink:
 

Bourne

Inactive Members
#33
(Walking past the long deserted tavern he stops, pulling the pipe from his mouth upon hearing what sounds like voices within. He places the pipe in his satchel and runs in prepared for a fight, his eyes scanning the remnants of the tavern looking for Sly, his old brawling partner... until he hears the Barbarian joke)

What ye say about Barbarian's, lad? I ain't the young buck I once was, however...

(Grabs Navic to throw him. aiming towards the window before seeing a few familiar faces and stop mid-throw)

Ghosts of En-li-Kil!!! I.. I.. ya can't all be here'n the same place again, can ye? If so it's too much for me old heart... if ya be foolin' me.. well, not a kind thing to do to an old Barbarian.

(Places Navic back in his seat)

Bourne the Naked's me name... I used ta own this place, ya know...
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#34
Bourne!

You did not own RPI. Sheesh. SnowWolfe clearly got invited to more bachelorette parties to be the entertainment. I still mist up when the man holds a corkscrew.

We drew stuff on your head when you fell asleep. Don't glory day me!

We do protest your claim of ownership!

Great to see you :)

Cyren
 

Bourne

Inactive Members
#35
The tavern, lass... the tavern, got it from ole Rummy if ya remember yer history. No man owns the whole land... Now I don't rightly recall who we deeded it to after we gave it up. Wandreth perhaps, but the memory isn't the best.

*Grudgingly offers up his own greeting* Good to see you as well.. the years have been kind, I see.

As to dancing fer wenches... well, I'd much rather have 'em dancing for me. With weddings, alimony payments and dodging the daggers of angry women.... well, bachelorette parties would be entering enemy territory for me.. if ya know what I'm saying.
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#36
Well, Wandreth was married to DarkWolfe, who was SnowWolfe's brother...so I guess by right of that logic and the ins and outs of property law, I own the damned place now.

Too much work.

Of course I remember Rummy and so far I haven't been accused of missing any history, but there's always a first.

But Rummy was NICE to me. So I remember him more fondly. He always had a cask of his specialty for me.

Good to know Bourne's still a grudge-carrying prickly nekkid barbarian. I'd hate to see one more thing change.

Cyren
 

Navic

Inactive Members
#37
Bourne said:
(Grabs Navic to throw him. aiming towards the window...)
8O
Whohoo! 'bout time we have some action...! :twisted:

Bourne said:
(Places Navic back in his seat)
Bloody 'el, thought I'd be the first thrown thru a post-yserb tav window :cry:
Hey Bourne! ya hear this one before...
How many barbarians does it take to light a candle?
Surprisingly only 1, it turns out that barb's are good for something after all. :lol:

<braces for the window toss...> :D
 

Bourne

Inactive Members
#38
(Grabs Navic and throws him out the window) Har!!! We're good for TWO things! Now.. where was I?

(Winces as his back gives out and hobbles back to his chair before collapsing in it)

Hrumph... he must have gained some weight.. that's it. Maybe it was Wandreth.. I don't know for sure. Shali took care of those troublesome matters.

I did get the chance to meet Kajira and Marco in my travels, if'n ya remember them. Mayhaps I'll send 'er an invite.. we talked much about this old realm, but my memories of it seem very faint.

Names, stories.. oh to remember them all would be wondrous, but memory I haven't so will settle for tales.
 

Cyren

Inactive Members
#40
Kajira/Yuula and Marco still together? That's great :) Didn't they move to Florida?

When I was Massachusetts, a bunch of us met and had lunch out in the middle of nowhere. She was there and Moonlyte and Alaric and her. We all tried to fit into a photograph booth, but we burned the evidence. There were butter knife duels!

I introduced Moonlyte to Orlea, and they're married now and still in CT. SnowWolfe and I went to their wedding. I've lost track of so many people, it's a shame. Some of them don't Google worth a damn.

Cyren
 
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