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AnnouncerWyrm

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++ATTENTION ALL BELOW, THIS IS "AW" from "A.Y.E." BRINGING YOU BUSY PEOPLE THE HIGHPOINTS, LOWPOINTS, AND THE GENERAL NO POINTS OF OUR FAIR LAND++

Yes, you heard right, avid listeners (++PLEASE STOP SCREAMING, I AM NOT HERE TO EAT YOU++), Air Yserbius Enterprises - A.Y.E., a coalition of your superior species neighbors - Dragons obviously, will be offering snippets of news from all parts of this great land. Hopefully you'll be too busy tracking down the full story to bother with such things as searching for Dragon Hoards, and paying attention to what your superior species neighbors - Dragons obviously, are doing!

Advertisers are WELCOME. This flyby is sponsered by Misty Hollow...

*slack-jawed villagers looking up notice that AW has a very large red thong around his - err.. her, IT'S scaly hips*

++MISTY HOLLOW'S HIGHLY DISTURBING SHOW STARING "TATER", HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO CONTINUING PATRON BLINDNESS AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS++

In Other News:

Mongrels Take Over!

Families Reunite!

Business Booms!

A Guild Of EvilDoing Repenters Arrives - correction - Repenting Evildoers!

Thefts On The Rise!

Lady Has Knighttime Adventures!

*a bushel or two of potatos is scattered on the staring crowd*

++VISIT THE SIGHT OF THE NOW DEFUNCT "TATER" THE DANCING DWARF SHOW" AT MISTY HOLLOW. ONE LUCKY VILLAGER WILL FIND A TOKEN FOR SOME FREE MILK AND COOKIES IN REMEMBERANCE OF TATOR, (or just to get the leftovers out of Navic's way) IN THOSE SPUDS
BOUNCING OFF YOUR HEADS. LOOK INSIDE FOR YOUR CHANCE TO BE A WINNER!++

This has been AW, your AnnouncerWrym. GOOD DAY!
 

Puppy

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<puppy hears BIG BIG BIIIIIIIG rain falling, he jumps from his soft sleepy spot>

Ohhhhh, big BROWN rain. Noooo. BALLS! WHAT FUN!!

<puppy runs out into the yard and grabs a potato, he tosses it in the air, grabs another, runs into the tavern and drops it in the lap of his new friend>

Throw it! THROW IT!

<tall wagging>

WOOF!
 

Listle

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<bursts out of the tavern doors at a dead run, helmet falling to the ground behind her> WYRMIE!!! <wraps her arms around his neck and hugs it like crazy> I have so missed you! Tell me, what do you hear about Ay'ela's lil dragling, Friday? Last I heard she was all grown up and accumulating her own hoard... <wipes a tear from the corner of her eyes as she remembers> Ohhh, Wyrmie, I'd invite you in, but the people who built the place didna take into account that a dragon aerie might be needed! Wait wait! <dashes back in for a keg o' her favorite dwarven ale and rolls it out> There, something to wet yer whistle before ya fly on... Do come back often!! <scoops up her helmet and fills it with potatoes and heads inside to look for a buncha butter and garlicy salt>
 
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