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Dewm

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*Tries to hide his eyes with his hands from the horrible light blazing down from the sun and walks in the tavern* Damn, I remember when this place had so much fog, you never got to see the light of day. *Look around at the empty tavern* Ah typical, damn lazy asses. *picks a human KOY head out of his backpack and turns it upside down, pokes his finger in the chopped neck as if he was fishing for something*
 
DEWWWWWWWWM!

That's all I've got. And ahead of time, I have some spells ready for any inconvenient messes.

How are you and what are you doing?
 
CYYYYYREEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!! *p00ps on the floor* crap! Oh well at least the spells will come in handy :) *attempts to throw the KOY head out the window and hits the wall instead*
 
How about casting "Running Hamster" I've heard there are many fun games you can play with a hamster and a toilet paper tube, lighter, some duck tape, and willing participants :twisted:
 
I've heard that you can end up requiring the services of a discreet cleric through suggesting or participating in such activities.
 
Participating maybe, and some surgical thread, but suggesting nah, it's especially enjoyable when the have long nails and can run quickly, make sure you keep a tight ring if you know what I mean :twisted: :twisted:
 
Nudge, nudge, say no more.

Now I'm casting the magic hamster ball on all the local rodents.

You are a sick man, Dewm.
 
The balance of life is to have the right amount of decay on the inside :twisted: While your at it, might want to wash the vacuum cleaner and all the funny looking bottles too :twisted:
 
Dewm, you definitely have a clear and powerful effect of not making me want to eat or drink anything I haven't seen go from source to implement.

Auuugh!
 
It's the Dewm diet!! Buy my book too :D Ya know Cyren, the two of us have help up these forums today, well done :)
 
Bah, you are so depressing, just cause you've finally come to the evil side doesn't mean you got to be all down, enjoy the nasty dirty walls and of course enjoy the Dewm :twisted:
 
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*reads this and shakes head* I prefer satire, lust and erotica...to each his own *downs her wine* Mmmm *burp* Good wine...
 
Oh, but the Dewm is erotic :twisted: *pees into his glass and drinks it* Mmm..good wine :twisted:
 
Hello Vena. If you want to satire and lustfully eroticize Dewm, have a go.

I choose my targets a tad less...aromatically.

And SnowWolfe wouldn't approve.
 
Not at all...

I have me eyes on another, but thanks for the offer Cyren. As for you Dewm, urine is not my tea. I prefer saliva from a sweet tongue...
 

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