<hic> ya like that one aye? The other night Arnakkian strolled in for a few ales. Later that eve, before he passed out on the bar, he told me this one...
A dwarf and two elves walk into a bar. The bar wench seats them and asks to take their order. The dwarf growls: "I'll take a big thick fat bleeding rare steak! And an two ales!!"
The wench says, "Fine, and what about the vegetables?"
The dwarf snarls, "They'll take the steak and ale too, and they'll LIKE IT!!"
LOL <hic> that Arnie sure is funny!