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  1. Tater

    Tater pads back in softly

    It's Grrreat to see the old place agin, brings tears back to me eyes. Hopefully some of me friends will find their way back home once more. *Hollers about for Fleetwood* I wish me old friend Fleet was still about. I suspect he is beyond that 'Cano *pointing out the window* doing some...
  2. Tater

    Cobwebs cough cough

    Jeez Slo you need to shake the cobwebs out of this place. nearly two years since anyone been in here. maybe you should sell this joint like i just sold Dragon Court to Fleetwood!
  3. Tater

    Taters for everyone!!

    *Leather Straps on a old door make a soft sound as a short non descript dwarf wearing nothing but a Red Thong pads across the tavern floor into Dragons Court. The smell of sweat, ale and the general odor of not having bathed for since he was 2 months old when he mum accidently drupped him in the...
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    Stewed Tater

    * A short Non descript dwarf sporting a brand new Red Thong Steps up on the Stage Patrons of the Tavern stare wide eyed and open mouthed as the little dwarf grabs the polished pole and starts a rapid spin while a tune starts and rises in cresendo beat* "I like to move it move it" Tater sings...
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    Fried Tater

    "I canna belive me eyes!! I go away on a few week hitus and everyone be quitin the roleplayin, I am appalled errrr or whatever that words be.. I seen Bones and Arboc, The China woman Cyren and the Arboc, have all but forgotten what is most important. To miny te leest here. Donna make me go to...
  6. Tater

    Tater Soup

    **Opening the Old door of DC, a short non descript Dwarf in a red thong slips into the old Tavern** "Well at last me have me own business." he says." Hire me coupel Tavern lasses and a BarTender along with some new stock that will be hear later today and I will be set for opening. Now if just...
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    Half Baked Tater

    **The morning has waned into the afternoon before the short non descript dwarf pads down the stairs in but his Red Thong., Taters, stretching his arms as he moves, heads to the bar where he comsumes his normal breakfast of Champion Dwarfs, Milk and Cookies. Piled in the corner Folks see duffles...
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    A Baked Tater

    **A Short Non Descript Dwarf wearing only that of a Red Thong comes wandering down stairs as the Evening Crowd begins to crowd into the Tavern. Folks watch as the 3 foot high warrior pads across the floor in barefeet to the bar. The Bartender seeing him coming reaches over the bar and hands...
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    Fancy

    **A Short non descript Dwarf opens the door and slips into the Tavern. about waist high to the ordinary human. This likely fellow is attired in a bright red Thong and other than a Axe of his and a semi toothless smile, that is all. Nearly as thick across the middle as he is high, the Dwarf...
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