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LadyChina

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Bones

Bones

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hmmm, yes. I see someone has LOTS of time on her hands ;)

Me, I used to throw bones (erm, you know - the other kind) for Bob when I was bored. *exposes teeth marks on my tibia and fibula*

Yes, we were all less civilized back then.
*he pauses to reflect a moment, then picks up a branch and tosses it. Bob runs after it*

[Bob] "Keveerten zee u-bone-a fur yuu! Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp. und, a-chocolate oon du moose! bork bork bork!"

*rubs skull looking at the mad little zombie*

Ahh, perhaps, some of us are still a bit.. uncivilized
 
L1ly1

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Nice Pink-eyed white you have... is that your only rat?

My Ex-wife (who hated Yserbius, come to think of it...) was considered to be America's foremost breeder of Fancy rats, so we always had tons of them around the house.

Tailless, hairless, black-eyed whites (now those are hard to breed!), blues, silvers, fawn, siamese, you name it.
 
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LadyChina

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Innnnnnnteresting...

No, thats not my only rat. I have a black and white rat with brown eyes. Her name is Jill. She is the girlfriend of my Jack Russel Terrier - Jack. If ever there were a pair of star crossed lovers its Jack and Jill. He wants to kiss her - OOPS HE WANTS TO KILL HER. She wants to climb on him - OOPS SHE WANTS TO RUN FROM HIM! Sounds like real life to me. I have an odd sense of humor.

You bred rats, huh? I never realized there was a market for rats until I started looking at sites online after I got Miss Muppet and Jill. I wrote a poem about Miss Muppet, and being a rat, and life online. Its a conglomeration of imagery -

Little Miss Muppet sat down by a puppet and asked that he fill her with lies. She stuck in her claw, right into his jaw - and now she's as happy as pie.

Whats that mean? She's creating everything herself. She's using avatars to connect to herself. They're not even nice avatars. Go figure.

Why didn't your wife like Yserbius? Was it the game, or what it did to you?
 
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Blacksoul

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Why hello there Lady China, haven't seen you around in a while! :)

I guess after what, a decade you could actually call me a stalker by now. 8O 8O 8O
 
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LadyChina

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Chaos comes riding into town

I know I replied to this earlier.... *frowns at the sudden influx of the theme from the Twilight Zone*

BLACKSOUL! How can you be a stalker? You're just the itch between my shoulder blades, the camoflouged bush in my backyard... ;p

I'm so glad you found your way here. Maybe we can get into some trouble. At the very least I know you'll pick me up and set me on the bar. You were always so... impetuous. *idly dusts the bar in anticipation*
 
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