So who's being what for Halloween?

[LadyChina]

My 16 year old son is going to be a spy. He's wearing a trench coat, a fedora, gloves, and is going to lean against the door outside with a newspaper and a briefcase filled with candy at his side. As children come up he's going to say, "Password?" And the truly smart ones will say, "TRICK OR TREAT!", or the ones that have been programmed correctly to burst out with the phrase at the sight of a doorway and a lit porchlight.

My nine year old daughter is going to be a little devil. She has sequined horns, a sequined tail, a sequined halter (we're discussing a body suit for underneath), sequined bell bottom pants, and a leatherette eye mask with steel studs. All in red. Oh, and a pitchfork. A far cry from the southern belle I wanted her to be.

*drops to her knees and shouts "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS WE'LL NEVER BE HUNGRY AGAIN!" So long, Tara.

I'm going to be a Devilish Wench. A lace up bodice to frame my wings, red horns, a long red and black tattered skirt, maybe a grog cup.

Balor is going to be Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirate. This is because I was overcome by lust in the middle of Halloween USA when I made him take down his hair and put on the Captain Jack Sparrow beaded dread lock/dewrag/pirate hate ensemble. Perfection.

So... what else are any festive people going to be?

 

[BloodCelt]

So... what else are any festive people going to be?

The cranky old feller that tells the kids to get the **** off his porch.

BC



edit: removed profanity, just realized that it might not be kosher on the board.

 

[LadyChina]

Well thats the spirit, Bloodcelt!

You're a TRICK.

*applaudes politely, smiles*

 

[Listle]

I'll be my best wenchy self, of course!

Or perhaps I'll be my new, more 'noble' self... I don't pull that one off as well, though - funny, that! :twisted: [/url]

 

[LadyChina]

Wow...

I suddenly got a terrific urge to bury my face between my pillows and say, "bBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBb"

Thanks for sharing, Listle! God bless both of them.

 

[Lord_Cie]

I'm a gonna be Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anyone here going to the Greenwich Village (NYC) Halloween Parade?

The cranky old feller that tells the kids to get the **** off his porch.

 

[Bones]

After much deliberation, I've decided to go as a skeleton

 

[Sombra]

I'll be the chick that answers the door & gives 1 pound candy bars to 3 year olds just to see their faces.... and raisins to the 18 year olds that just want more candy

 

[SunShadow]

LOL.. very nice guys!

My four year old daughter is going to be a "scary witch".. she's tired of the Princesses or cute cat outfits I always make her wear because I think she's adorable in them. She has informed me she wants to be scary this year. So.. green face and all.. she'll be a scary sight.. I hope

My eight year old son is going to be some sort of skeleton creation deal him and his dad are working on.

Me.. I'm gonna be my scary everyday self :twisted:

The kids last year

 

[Tiger]

I'm goin as Chunk....

From the Goonies. http://imdb.com/title/tt0089218/

Why? Because I can do the Truffle Shuffle! LOL

Thats talent...

 

[LadyChina]

LOL!

I love the Goonies.

Now if only somebody around here can do the dance PeeWee Herman did in PeeWee's Great Adventure - the one with the white platform shoes on the bar top?

Such talent, Tiger!

 

[Lord_Cie]

The "Break dance" part was the greatest.

 

[Fleetwood]

The Son And Heir is doing the LOTR thing. He will be Legolas. We have compromised that he may carry the bow with him but not the arrows. Headaches more I do not need.

Daughter is Princess Jasmine this year. We are hoping it will be warm enough. She has already declared that she will NOT be wearing a coat that covers up her costume.

One thing about our neighborhood. Only 75% of the kids wear costumes. Others just show up in street clothes with a pillow case to collect free candy. If I could be assured that my house wouldn't get egged, I would tell these punks that the "SPIRITS OF HALLOWEEN ARE ANGRY BY THEIR BLASPHEMY!!!" They wouldn't get it though.

 

[Tiger]

You can get back at those kids easily enough though... Just scare the crap outta them... Which is pretty easy to do.... Hehehehe....

 

[Fleetwood]

LOL!

I might usse the Scarecrow Gambit. I could dress up like a scarecrow, including the straw and/or newspaper hanging out. Plant myself into a chair and make like a manequin. When the kids come over to see if I'm real...BOO!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Free candy.

...not that's ever happened to ME.

 

[LadyChina]

My favorite halloween trick is the ol' speaker in the Jack O'Lantern with the microphone in the hands of a prankster in the house.

"Hey, Kid....KID... DOWN HERE! My rat just ran up your leg. I'm not gonna be able to take Cinderalla to the ball now! FIND IT!"