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"STUFF A TAVERN" Extravaganza

AnnouncerWyrm

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++YOUR SUPERIOR SPECIES NEIGHBORS ARE HOSTING A SPECIAL COME EARLY AND STAY LATE EVENT AT THE Realtime TAVERN, (located by clicking the CHAT ROOM button to your left. See it? Who said puny humans are stupid?)

THE MENU IS YOUR FAVORITE. THE BAR IS AN OPEN ONE. ENTERTAINMENT IS GUARANTEED. WE ARE YOUR SUPERIOR SPECIES NEIGHBORS AND WE KNOW HOW TO SET A PLACE ON FIRE.

STOP SCREAMING.

ALL THIS WEEKEND THE 100th PERSON TO ENTER THE Realtime TAVERN WILL BE THE RECEPIENT OF A MAP TO A SPECIAL TREASURE LOCATED SOMEWHERE. WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU.++

(coughs a gyser of flame at the wyrmish pun)

I KILL MYSELF.


AnnouncerWyrm from Air Yserbian Enterprises, A.Y.E.
 
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