Well, I suppose I achieved my goal, regardless. I AM ADVERTISING FOR YSERBIUS.ORG! YEA ME!
I've always wanted to be a sandwich board person thingy. You know what I mean.
So...
As I was admiring my t-shirt, shouting out the dialogue from my favorite movie of all time - A Christmas Story - (a neighbor says, "What is it?" referring to the infamous leg lamp in the front window - "Its a major award!" says the proud winner "Mind power, Sweeny!" (just ignore this jaunt if you've never seen the movie, you're beyond hope) - Oh yes, AS I WAS ADMIRING MY MAJOR AWARD, my son said, "Hey, with that you can join U.N.A. - the United Nerds Association." He continued, ignoring my scowl - "if enough people join it can become U.N.R. - the United Nerds Republic." Anxious to join in, my daughter said, "If you're going to become a republican you'll need a suit." I don't make it up.
And as a final sidetrip to nowhere in particular - here's my latest tip for a really great song when you get sick of listening to Christmas carols.
Twisted Transistor - by Korn
Hey you, hey you, Devil's little sister
Listening to your Twisted Transistor
Hold it between your legs
Turn it up, turn it up
The wind is coming through
Can't get enough
A lonely life, where no one understands you
But don't give up, because the music do
Music do [x6]
Because the music do
And then it is reaching
Inside you forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted Transistor
Hey you, hey you, finally you get it
The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it
And as your tears fall on
Your breast, your dress
Vibrations coming through
You're in a mess
A lonely life, where no one understands you
But don't give up, because the music do
Music do [x6]
Because the music do
And then it is reaching
Inside you forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted Transistor
Music do [x4]
Hey you, hey you, this won't hurt a bit
This won't hurt a bit, this won't hurt
Says who? Says who?
Anesthetize this bitch
Anesthetize this bitch, anesthetize!
Just let me be
Between you and them things