the old gang

[Montoya]

Still looking for:

NumNUTZ
AMIGAroolz
momsbasement
SoloLuvr
chafedpalms
LadyCellulite

and the "lady's man" of our Guild,

DETHBRINGR

... mostly due to his encyclopedic command of Henry Rollins poetry and Camille Paglia's earlier cookbook stuff...

How I remember the days and nights of typing, clicking, dozing, typing some more, wanking, dozing and tying up the phone line to avoid creditors. Ah, the 90's. Of course, I do all these things now, but in 2005 it's called "help desk support".

 

[Cyren]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

I missed you!

I'm not sure anyone's ever told you this...but gosh, you're funny.

No really. You should stop being so insecure about it.

*dances around the Tavern and tosses glitter in everyone's drink just to piss them off*

Cyren

 

[Montoya]

oh, and you too

Hey, Cyren, I remember you!

Of course you laugh at almost anything, due to all the time you spent in the Laotian death camps. Except anything involving inner ear leeches, I seem to remember.

Weren't you married to that one guy, the one who all insisted the male guildies play in the buff and make plentiful references to his mighty Staff of Power (+20 Engorge)?

Yes, you were a hit with all the serfs. What was that thing you used to do with your tongue involving peanut butter and a pacemaker battery?

m.