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LadyChina

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http://www.ilovemywife.com/orderform.htm

This website - because Christmas is coming and I know I'm not the only woman out there looking for the perfect gift for her husband. *laughs wickedly*

http://www.nynyhotelcasino.com/pages/ent_cirque.asp

This show - because besides a bumper sticker, I think a trip to Vegas and some inspiring shows, with something more than naked breasts (shut up you horde of slobbering men shouting at the monitor NO THAT IS ENOUGH), is also a great christmas present.
 
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Fleetwood

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Wouldn't a porn flick be cheaper?

"50 eclectic and flirtatious performers and musicians will reach out to take the audience on a 90-minute encounter, awakening most primal urges to a new form of erotisicm blending movement, style, acrobatics, uninhibited costumes and beautiful bodies with the sensual caress of the human voice and insistent pulse of exotic rhythms."

Utter Crap.

If you are putting on a sex show, just call it a sex show.
 
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LadyChina

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lol...

Do they play music with exotic beats in porns? I'm really going to have to bow to your obviously superior knowledge in the realm of porn, Fleetwood. *laughs* I suppose there's bowing in porn too. Oh sure, I knew you were gonna say it.

*winks*

uh huh, and WINKING.

;p
 
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SunShadow

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Now come on.. you know as well as I do.. if they just called it a sex show they couldn't charge $90.00 a person... and nice girls like me wouldn't go to those kinda shows. When they make it seem like a cultural, enlightend, soul awaking experience.. somehow.. it seems okay... interesting on a purely "I read it for the articles" way.

But, if you want cheaper, bow chicka bow bow videos.. hey, that's your choice too ;p
 
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Fleetwood

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It all distills down to, "If you've seen two, you've seen them both."

Porno or artsy erotic encounter. They're still sticking it in the same place.
 
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LadyChina

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There's STICKING things places!?!?!?! Pin the tail on the donkey!? Post it notes?! A landing off a balance beam!!?? OH MY! OH MY! OH MY!

Well there's a vampire themed show called "Bite" at the Stratosphere. I'm definately there as well. You think STICKING will be the recurring theme? Geez, I'm feeling kinda sticky just thinking about all the sticking. Pancakes is in order.
 
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LadyChina

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Hmm... whats the lyrics to "Saving for a Bigger Pair"?

But do you notice a singular FEMALE aura to that show, Tiger? That Zumanity seemed to be more of an equal opportunity teaser, pardon the referential pun. I'm just assuming, of course. Last time we went we saw Crazy Girls - http://www.rivierahotel.com/entertainment_crazygirls.asp
and it really didn't have much content for me. I did tell Balor to just go ahead and pick out his favorite one for later mind fodder. I'm SURE he'll do the same for me at Zumanity. *grins*
 
Tiger

Tiger

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Uhmm.... I don't know... If there was guys, I sure didn't pay them any mind... hehehehehe.... But why not ask Raisa about it?

Hooorrraaay for Boooobies!

8O
 
Raisa

Raisa

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<rolls eyes> Not ANOTHER one!

BTW.... TEASE was great fun! Yeah the "entertainment" was more geared towards the guys but this actually had a story to it. I'd go again in a heartbeat... if for no other reason than to see Tiger blush fire engine red when those 'boobies' were within his eyesight like he did the first time!!
 
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