A Care Package arrives for Lady China.
It's wrapped up in pretty bows and bright paper, just gay enough to be really, really annoying.
Inside the fluff are a few items for Lady China and a card.
There's a leash. It's long, the studs on the collar are facing IN to the neck so that if it's pulled, these couldn't help but dig into flesh, probably draw blood.
There's a contraption, it's got a little button to be hidden inside a palm that has a mystical rune that translated in the arcane says "PUSH ME!" Nestled beside it is a little attachment that can slip onto the studded collar with another mystical rune that translated in the arcane says "ZAP!"
There are little bags with a handy little scoop. There's an arcane rune imprinted on these that roughly translates to "BIOHAZARD"
There's a note:
I see you have a puppy.
Love and Kisses,
Cyren
Hidden at the bottom is a bottle of 20-year-old single malt Scotch.
Hidden under the Scotch is a small bottle of pills. The label jokingly translates to the casual observer as "For Heartworm" but she's sure Lady China can divine their true use.
It's wrapped up in pretty bows and bright paper, just gay enough to be really, really annoying.
Inside the fluff are a few items for Lady China and a card.
There's a leash. It's long, the studs on the collar are facing IN to the neck so that if it's pulled, these couldn't help but dig into flesh, probably draw blood.
There's a contraption, it's got a little button to be hidden inside a palm that has a mystical rune that translated in the arcane says "PUSH ME!" Nestled beside it is a little attachment that can slip onto the studded collar with another mystical rune that translated in the arcane says "ZAP!"
There are little bags with a handy little scoop. There's an arcane rune imprinted on these that roughly translates to "BIOHAZARD"
There's a note:
I see you have a puppy.
Love and Kisses,
Cyren
Hidden at the bottom is a bottle of 20-year-old single malt Scotch.
Hidden under the Scotch is a small bottle of pills. The label jokingly translates to the casual observer as "For Heartworm" but she's sure Lady China can divine their true use.