<enters the tavern wearin an eye patch, followed by a few members of =DMY= in pirate getup>
"harr! 'tis a fine morn this day fer reformed scoundrels such as us t'be celebratin!"
"wench! get me hearties here some grog. never you mind it bein so early, this day is a day reserved fer drinkin and celebratin!"
<looks around>
"Sword Swamp, interestin' place. But today I'd like t' rechristen it as such the Cutlass Swamp in 'membrence of.. well, of future events ta come I s'pose. "
<raises eye patch and looks out the window through eyeless sockets>
"I swear ye could be droppin anchor in this here swamp, what with water so high me britches be soiled!"
"..but a fine establishment it be fer a pirate lookin fer somethin not so err, landlocked."
<fellow DMY members raise wooden swords and shout out like the scurvy dogs they once were>
"harr!!"
"well i'll have me a seat in this here tavern wit me mateys liz'rd skinner and rob zombie and drink till me head rolls off."
harr! Happy TLAP day! :twisted: :/ :/
"harr! 'tis a fine morn this day fer reformed scoundrels such as us t'be celebratin!"
"wench! get me hearties here some grog. never you mind it bein so early, this day is a day reserved fer drinkin and celebratin!"
<looks around>
"Sword Swamp, interestin' place. But today I'd like t' rechristen it as such the Cutlass Swamp in 'membrence of.. well, of future events ta come I s'pose. "
<raises eye patch and looks out the window through eyeless sockets>
"I swear ye could be droppin anchor in this here swamp, what with water so high me britches be soiled!"
"..but a fine establishment it be fer a pirate lookin fer somethin not so err, landlocked."
<fellow DMY members raise wooden swords and shout out like the scurvy dogs they once were>
"harr!!"
"well i'll have me a seat in this here tavern wit me mateys liz'rd skinner and rob zombie and drink till me head rolls off."
harr! Happy TLAP day! :twisted: :/ :/